The 70 Hottest Babes of 2008, pt. 4: 40-31

40. Mika Tan- - This stunning Asian porn star may not work as much in front of the camera, as she once did, but she is busy working behind the scenes, as well as having one of the best blogs by anyone, porn star or not, on myspace.

39. Stoya- - This Godsgirl turned Digital Playground contract girl had the single greatest interview on the Pirates: Stagnotti's Revenge DVD, as she gets fucked by Evan Stone on camera during it! Her mix of pale white skin, black hair, stunning eyes, and what has to be one of the most beautiful faces in the biz, make her a fast rising star. And, her friendly attitude made her a real pleasure to meet at Exxxotica NY.

38. Maria Brink- - Her band In This Moment have left the breakdowns, scream vocals, and blastbeats, for a more melodic sound in their newest album The Dream, but it is nonetheless a good album that gets better with each listening. Plus, it really takes advantage of a voice that is every bit as beautiful as the blonde, blue-eyed, tattooed honey who owns it.

37. Chelsea Handler- - Stand-up comedian and host of her own awesomely funny show on E, Chelsea Lately, this lovely, leggy blonde is one of the best, sexiest, and funniest female comedians out there. Plus, she admits to loving vodka, making her a woman after my own heart!

36. Ali Larter- - Her character maybe shit on completely on the now pitiful Heroes (she is a twin/ triplet/ clone/ whatever, I stopped caring long ago), but that does not stop the Final Destination beauty from being one of the most gorgeous women on the tube.

35. Olivia Munn- - Funny, charismatic, sexy, beautiful, cute personality are just some words to describe the half-Asian queen of geekdom and co-host of G4's Attack of the Show. She also runs her own little blog, which further shows what a cool babe she really is.

34. Tera Patrick- - This Euroasian goddess is, alongside of Jenna Jameson, the biggest and most famous porn star in the industry. She continues to make adult films through her own company Teravision for Vivid. She also happens to be one of the most exquisitely beautiful women in the whole, entire world.

33. Marta- - The pale white, long legged, naturally busty keyboardist for metalcore act Bleeding Through (whose latest album Declaration is their best work, yet) stunned us all with her cover and pics alongside of Kat Von D in this year's edition of Revolver's "Hottest Chicks in Metal" issue.

32. Crash- - Alongside of the very pretty Yasmine this Latin hottie co-hosts Mun2's The Chica Project. Aside from her inarguable beauty and sexiness, she is also a rocker chick. Latina AND into rock?! Nice!

31. Sasha Hollander- - What you mean you did not see her awesome performance in Asian Fever #35? What the hell is wrong with you?! Go see it now! And, for those of you who have, you know what I am talking about! This shapely and beautiful Filipino babe was also a pleasure to meet at NY Exxotica.

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The 70 Hottest Babes of 2008, pt. 3: 50-41

50. Asia Argento- - While, I ain't seen Three Mothers, yet, and from what I hear I don't seem to be missing much, Asia is a talented and beautiful woman. She got mentioned on Attack of the Show, around Halloween time, where they acknowledged her nudity in said film. Naked Asia is ALWAYS a good thing.

49. Maggie Q- - She is always one of the most beautiful women in any film she stars in. She was also the first girl to get her own blog, here. Earlier this year she was connected to the whole Edison Chen controversy, even though it is doubtful there are any nudes of her from his batch of pics. But, one can only dream/ hope, right? She also contributed her voice to Need for Speed: Undercover.

48. Penny Flame- - One of the most enthusiastic, sweetest, most cool porn stars ever, this natural beauty was a pleasure to meet at the New York Exxotica Convention. In fact, she was one of the coolest girls at the show. She also appeared in what may have been one of the best, if not, in fact, the best, girl-girl film of the year, Predator II: The Return.

47. Sophia Santi- - Formerly known as Natalia Cruz, this stunning multi-ethnic porn beauty, only does girl-girl scenes, now, but you when look this gorgeous, have amazing God-given tits, sexy tattoos, and do scenes as scorching as the one in this year's kick ass horror-porno release, The Wicked, it really does not matter. And, she has a great attitude too, as proven by her interview in the extra features part of said flick.

46. Kyla- - OK, so she got dumped from Scream Queens in the second week, but you know what? Kyla is without a shadow of a doubt one of the hottest babes to ever appear on a reality show. She has model good looks and a body to die for. I hope she ends up in some cool movies, in particular horror films, as she has the beauty to do them.

45. Cristina Scabbia- - Her band goth-metal Lacuna Coil released a DVD last month, Visual Karma (which I meed to pick up). By the way, have you seen the pics of her posing in a Slipknot shirt for Spencers that appeared in this month's issue of Revolver?! Holy fuck! This Italian goddess and frontwoman for the best female fronted metal band, ever, is one of the most beautiful women in music, today!

44. Natalya Rudakova- - Anyone, who saw this Eastern European beauty in The Transporter 3 (the best in the series, so far, I think) and how sexy she is, especially when she danced, stripped, got drunk (on vodka, my fav drink!)/ high knows why this babe is here! And, those eyes! Wow!

43. Amy Lee- - One of the most beautiful women in the world Amy Lee, frontwoman to pop/ goth/ metal outfit Evanescence also has one of the most amazing voices in rock, ever. Her band did not put anything out this year, but she did contribute a song to the Nightmare Before Christmas CD. She also happens to have THE most beautiful eyes, ever! In truth, had her band released some new material, she probably would have ranked a lot higher!

42. Lina So- - Lina was my fav on Scream Queens. In fact, I was totally disappointed when she got kicked off. I think she is absolutely gorgeous. That and she is a really good actress, with a bright future ahead of her. In fact, she only loses some points cause she does not like to make-out with girls. But, you what? Even with that taken into account, she is a drop-dead gorgeous babe. And, I hope we see more of her, and soon!

41. Hayden Panettiere- - While, I gave up on Heroes, having become the piece of festering shit that it is now, I cannot tell a lie, Hayden is hot. This barely legal babe of Italian descent has the special power to make us all drool!

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Tila Tequila- Book Signing at Barnes Knobles in NYC- 12/09/08

As, anyone who has read this blog for long enough time or who knows me personally knows, or at least should know, I am a huge fan of Internet sensation, the beautiful Tila Tequila. I had been wanting to meet her for like the longest of time, so when I found out that she was doing a signing at Barnes and Knobles in NYC, I totally flipped out.

I actually bought the book last week. Also, I already knew the password for Tila fans, cause well, I am a true fan and keep up with shit like that. Basically, I am her friend on myspace and her on her little phone message thing.

Anywho, while the signing was at 7PM, I been to enough signings, to know, I had to get there early, I mean I totally was recalling when I went to the Jenna Jameson book signing a few years back at Virgin. So, I got there at about 4PM, more or less. While there were some kids hanging around, I was not sure there was a real line. They told they would announce when a line was being formed in the store. Hence, I opted to sit down and decided to read Spider-Man: One More Day. It was fucking horrible, but me thinks that is for another blog, maybe.

Anyways, it turns out a line was forming, but it was not that bad. I was like number 20. I liked my position in line. I had a comfy place to sit on the floor, on a nice corner where I could stretch my legs out.

At 6PM they sat people down for the reading/ Q&A section of the event. Sadly, they announced no posed pics, so I could not get a pic with her. Which, of course sucked. But, whatever, I was not gonna let this ruin this awesome moment in my life!

Before she came on, we were asked to keep the questions on a decent level as we were next to the kid's section. Big whoops on their part! I mean this Tila fucking Tequila and her fans what else did they expect? And speaking of fans, there were the typical bunch of guys, mostly white, but there were also LOTS of girls. Some of them were basically only teens, while others were pretty young girls, who could prob model, themselves. Anyways, Tila's appeal is a lot bigger than some of the more closed minded people out there would like to believe.

She came on at about 7:15PM. We went insane when saw her! Screams of "Tila I love you!" were quite commonly heard throughout the night. I was guilty of that myself! I mean common on guys, it is TILA TEQUILA!

Anywho, she asked us what chapter she should read. And, with a resounding answer we asked for the first chapter: "SLUTS"! For your info, I had been reading and am enjoying it. It is a fun read and lite but enjoyable fluff with just enough in there to be able to serve as possible inspiration. I love seeing her determination, and how she deals with the "haters". Actually, I can tell you this, Tila works her pretty little ass off really hard. And, those of you out there determined to talk shit about her don't really know anything about her. You might not care to know more about her, but she prob does not care about that or about you. And, well, quite frankly neither do I!

Anyways, let me get off my mini-rant and back to her reading. It was fun to hear her read. Truth be told while reading her book, myself, I could totally picture her talking the words out loud, anyways. So, this just cemented it in my mind. She has a very cute, sexy, and bubbly way about her. It really makes it easy to see why so many love her. That and she is fucking hot as hell!

Anyways, she read the whole chapter and then went into the Q&A section. One audience member asked her for her hand in marriage. But, she said that the person needed a ring for her! There were various other highlights for me at this point. At one point, and I forget exactly when or what lead to this, exactly, but she said, "I rule" and giggled. I screamed back, "You do!". That made her giggle to! Yay! I made Tila laugh! Then, a girl gave her a panda plush doll. Though, Tila asked the security guard to take the toy and give to her, in a second, Tila decided to go down and hug the girl herself. And, we were like, hey, we want some Tila hugs of our own!

The best question came from a guy who asked about "The Things You do not know about Me" section in her book, where she mentions that she is a squirter! Wait, Asian, tattooed, beautiful, bi, AND a squirter!? How fucking hot is that?! Anyways, he asked "What does that mean?" The lady from the store turned blood red with embarrassment (told you they should not have held this so close to the children's section!). Tila said, "Oh, I meant the soda. I love it. Tastes good!" (or something to that effect). Yes! Fucking awesome!

Another great moment, was when the fans asked about her tats. She told us the gun and the hearts mean the fact that she is tough but still has a soft feminine side to her, as well. She told us about her other tats, too, but to me the sexiest part was when she pulled up her hair and told us about the tat in the back of her neck. Note to the ladies out there: tattoos on the back of your neck are very sexy! Anyways, she said that it stands for the fact that only God can judge her and no else. Very cool and true. This story solidifies this one as my fav tat of hers.

And, then it was time to go up to her and get the book signed!

We were let go row by row, and I was in the third row. With no posed pics (which I still think sucks) the line moved by fast. But, that did not mean I was not nervous and anxious to meet her. Before I was up , the girl in front of me in the line, had just told her the password, "Pink papparazzi" And, she said to the lady from the store, "That password means they are family" Well, I was next and I told her, "I love you" to which she smiled and said, "Oh!" I then I told her the password, too. She turned to the lady again and said "See!" while smiling and signing. Because I knew the password, I got the extra special autograph:

And, so off I went to my house (but not before making a quick stop at McDonald's as I was way fucking hungry) very happy to have met a such sweet, down-to-earth, and fan friendly, not to mention gorgeous and sexy, babe. She deserves all the success she has, and I hope she continues to have it. Yes, a pic with her would have made it a perfect night, but you know what? I was so happy and so much on cloud nine, that it would be unfair of me to complain any further. And, this is easily one of my fav moments this year in my life. The fact that it occurred in the last month of the year makes it an extra cool highlight.

Tila fucking rulz and that is the bottom line, cause Master Gio says so!!!!!

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The Punisher

The Punisher is, without a shadow of a doubt, my absolute fav superhero, or comic-book hero for those who say he is not a superhero. I been reading Punisher comics since I was kid, along with Spider-Man, they pretty much rule in my humble opinion.

Frank Castle, had his family killed by the mob, after witnessing a mob rub out. He was left for dead, but when he returned he came back as the Punisher! Unlike, other heroes in the Marvel Universe, meeting up with him, means you will more than likely die! Justice is permanent with him.

His first appearance was in Amazing Spider-Man #129. He was set up by the Jackal into thinking Spidey was a bad guy, but he soon saw that that was not the case. The character was an immediate success. Along with Wolverine he helped usher in a new breed of costumed hero, the one that kills his foes.

He would clash with Spider-Man many times , and they formed uneasy alliances. These encounters with heroes would be something Punny would have to endure over his career. Anywho, he eventually got his own mini-series, then his own series. That would, at one point in time, lead to a total of three books being published, the other two being: Punisher War Journel and Punisher War Zone.

Plus, he guest starred in just about every superhero book. Shit he was even in the awesome 90s Spider-Man toon . Unfortunately he and other dark characters, like Morbuis, Ghost Rider, and Blade, had to be dumbed down for toon land. Overexposure eventually hurt the character, and an ill fitted attempt to make him a supernatural hero did even worse. He came back, eventually, thanks to Garth Ennis and Steve Dillon's amazing Welcome Back Frank, which led another series, and eventually an adult MAX series.

Marvel would bring him back to normal Marvel Universe in Punisher War Journal, where he killed various useless villains like the Stilt-Man. really fun stuff!

Now he is back on the big screen. This is the third attempt. The first was a crappy low budget film that had Dolph Lundgren. While, violent and Lundgren was OK in the role, it is marred by a bad script, laughable villains, a travesty of his origin, and WORST of all no Punisher skull on his clothing. Lame. But, hey that Japanese chick and her blonde daughter who play the villains are hot... That one scores a *and 1/2 out of **** in my book.

The next version was in 2004. This is one of my fav superhero films, but I just wish that it had been in New York, as opposed to Florida. That said, Thomas Jane remains the best actor to take on the role. I've discussed this film before here, so I will just give you my rating: ****

So, yesterday, I saw the latest version of the Punisher on film: Punisher War Zone . I know some stuff has been said on the net regarding preproduction of this film, but ignore that. This is a great, truly fun film! In fact, the ONLY complaint is that Jane is not in it. That said Ray Stevenson does a good role as Frank Castle.

First and foremost, this is the first time anyone has EVER gotten his origin right in a movie. He is in New York, too! Also, comic-book characters Soap and fucking Microchip are in it! Microchip, bro! But, the best part? Jigsaw is in it! Jigsaw was one of the only returning villains Punny has, mostly cause the rest end up dead. He is done perfectly in the film. And, looks fucking cool, too!

You cannot imagine my joy of seeing one of my fav villains step out of the comics and collectibles and into the big screen. Jigsaw kick ass!

This is also the single most violent American made action since this year's excellent Rambo. Heads and bodies explode, decapitation, impaling, neck breaking, cannibalism, head shots, gory squibs, fist through the head, and other acts of mayhem splatter across the screen. The use of colors and over-the-top violence makes the movie look like a comic-book, which I loved! The action is fast and furious and the film is never boring or overlong, a problem with some comic-book films. The acting is solid from all involved. And, may I add, that Julie (Dexter) Benz looks EVEN hotter as brunette?

Critics, who are lame and pussies, will bitch about the gore, but fuck 'em. They don't know shit about comics or the Punisher. This is one of the year's most outrageous and fun movies. In a year full of excellent comic-book films, this one does not have the depth of The Dark Knight or the wonderment of Iron Man, but it is so enjoyable, that you can help but have a GREAT time with it. Go get your ass to the movies, NOW! Or at least after you leave work or whatever the fuck it is you are doing right now. **** out of ****

I really hope we finally get a Punisher film series. I leave you with some cool Punisher art, to make you all happy and whatnot.

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