LESBIAN ADVENTURES: WET PANTIES TRIB 5’ GOES ALL TEEN, FROM MILE HIGH MEDIA

All pics courtesy of Mile High Media and Sweetheart Video:

One of the perks of doing what I do is getting to shift through press pics of a hot upcoming porno. And, here is an example of a particularly hot one. This movie is filled with beautiful teen lesbians, in their panties, rubbing their snatches, in said undergarments, against each other. It looks totally delicious and another awesome and sexy job by writer/ director Dana Vespoli.

From the Mile High Media description: 

This popular series returns featuring lesbian teens in four hot vignettes full of intense tribbing. Katie St. Ives confronts Chrissy Nova after the snobby teen blackballs her from an exclusive school club. Katie works very hard to convince Chrissy to change her mind, one throbbing orgasm at a time. College resident assistant Lia Lor must contend with uber conservative Chloe Foster, after young Chloe discovers her R.A. is a lesbian. Chloe's true colors are revealed once the lights go out, and the panties get wet...Riley Reid gets a surprise visit from furious Raven Rockette. Raven doesn't like to be played for a fool, and shows Riley a thing or two, driving her crazy with desire. Finally, Tia Cyrus gets lectured by her soon-to-be stepsister, Jodi Taylor. Jodi doesn't approve of how slovenly and slutty Tia is. Tia aims to change Jodi's mind...through lots of tribbing!

CAST:

Riley Reid, Raven Rockette, Jodi Taylor, Tia Cyrus, Chloe Foster, Lia Lor, Chrissy Nova, Katie St.Ives

 

 

 Riley Reid

 

 Katie St. Ives

 

 

 Chloe Foster

 

 

 Tia Cyrus

 

 Raven Rockette

 

 Chrissy Nova

 

 

 Lia Lor

 

 Jodi Taylor

From the Mile High Media press release:

 “What’s better than four scenes of women grinding their boxes against each other?” asks Dana Vespoli.  “Four scenes of teen girls getting their trib on!  We collected a sexy, young cast for Volume 5 that I know fans will adore!” 

 

Do you need more proof? Here is the SFW trailer, followed by some UBER-HOT NSFW pics! See how I hook you up?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  

The DVD hits shelves on Jan. 15, 2014. Get it!

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The 2nd Annual Master Gio Awards

It's time for me to play tribute to best and shit on the worst of last year. 2013 certainly had it's fair share of shit and sunshine. Since, I already cover the hottest babes and best music, and will be doing the best movies, this list focuses on everything else. As with last time, I'll start with crap first, and save the best for last. Anyway, read on and let me know your thoughts.

The Bad Shit of 2013

Worst Movie of the Year- Dead Before Dawn- Right off the bat, we start with this painfully stupid and not funny at all supposed horror-comedy. I would have had more fun, getting the roller featured in the poster shoved up my ass, than watching this filth! You can read more of my thoughts when I reviewed it for work, and man did watching this ever feel like work!

Worst Album of the Year- Megadeth- Super Collider- Oh dear God this album was just terrible. I ain't sure if it's worse than Risk, but it's close to being so. Their last album Thirteen was crappy, but this one is so much worse! And, they are threatening a new album soon! No! Take a break. A LONG fucking break!

Most Disappointing Album of the Year- Bullet for My Valentine- Temper, Temper- Different from the above cause while this one sucks, I'm not sure it sucks as much (but to be honest we would be comparing horse shit to camel shit). But, being this a band that kept doing an album that was better than the last, you expected more. But, instead we got a boring, weak, watered down, lazy, and generic album. Zzzzzzz.

Most Disappointing TV Show of the Year- Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D- Man, remember when you were all pumped for this and then you saw it and were like what the fuck?! While, not awful, it is most definitely not very good. The fact is the best episodes of this show are just OK. The mid-season finale was good, but only the last 10 minutes. The rest of it was forgettable. And, then when it came back this week, I found myself not giving a flying fuck what happened onscreen. The series is full of terribly generic characters, plays it safe, and is lazy, and weak. I'm shocked that I am still watching it, to be honest!

The Kick Ass Stuff of 2013

The Hottest Ass- Dani Daniels- She is one of the best performers in the industry, period. That butt of hers is like a gift from the heavens! And, I look forward to seeing more of it this year!

Best Boobs (Clothed)- Anna Silk- Lost Girl's gorgeous Anna Silk has amazing cleavage that shows off in skimpy outfits or barely covered sex scenes, many of which involve other girls. Swoon!!

Best Boobs (Unclothed)- Teal Conrad- One of the hottest new stars in the biz, this natural beauty has a real nice rack, that I can look at all day and night. Bless her and her chest!

Porn Studio of the Year- Sweetheart Video- Last year I delcared lesbian movies to be the best trend of the year in porn. This year, I decided to figured out which studio is my favorite of those making this kind of skin-flick. It wasn't easy, but I decided on going with Sweetheart Video. If you follow this blog, I've previewed A LOT of their films, and they are just so amazingly hot, that it was hard not to go with them!

Breakthrough Performance in a Horror Film- Jemma Dallender- She really had a tough role to play in such a nasty film as I Spit on Your Grave 2 is. She gives weight and credibility and, thus makes the gut punch that much stronger.




Best Nude Scene in a Movie- Rachel Korine in Spring Breakers- Man, this chick was nude, had sex with lots of guys, messed around with other girls (always a selling point to me!), and just looked HOT doing so!!

Best Gore Overall in a Movie- Evil Dead- Hands down the bloodiest big studio film of the year and one of the bloodiest studio releases ever, if not the bloodiest!! The self arm-amputation, the chainsawing in half, nailgun action, and more, this one hits a 10 on the splatter scale and then some!

Blu-Ray Release of the Year- Maniac Cop 2- I been demanding this superior, kick ass sequel to hit DVD, and then blu-ray, for ages. It finally did and in a pristine transfer with gorgeous colors and kick ass sound, plus a ton of extra-features. Matt Cordell rules and you do have the right to remain silent forever... again! But, this disc should NEVER be silenced!

TV Show of the Year- American Horror Story: Coven- A HUGE improvement over the wretched last season, this one has witches, gore, zombies, threesomes with zombies, incest, sex with minotaurs, and a ton of other shocking shit! Plus, it's fun, smart, and well acted. Their best season yet, and one of the finest ever in horror TV!

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Quite a Conundrum (2012) Review

My latest review for best-horror-movies.com has me checking out indie horror flick, Quite a Conundrum. You can see my review for it here: http://www.best-horror-movies.com/review?name=quite-a-conundrum-2012-review

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2013 for the Master

First and foremost, I hope you all had a safe, fun, and drunk New Year's Eve!
2013 was a good year, well at least based on this video! Sure, I had some bad moments, but I won't focus on those. Instead, let me remember all the great times, I had at various conventions and expos, like Exxxotica AC & NJ, the Adult Entertainment Expo, NYCC, & Toy Fair. And, all the great times I had with those I am friends with and close with. I love you all and appreciate the support of all of you who read and follow me. Thank you.
And, may 2014 bring us nothing but the very the best!!!

The above pic was made with My Year In Pics from Facebook.

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The 70 Hottest Babes of 2013, pt. 7: 10-1

10. Maggie Q (same)- This year marks the series finale of Nikita, which I didn't like but many seemed to. But, with other projects still lined up, I doubt this will be the last time we see see this leggy and talented beauty on the list.

9. Deborah Ann Woll (same)- True Blood's hottest beauty still made me wish I was living in Bontomp and hers, as she remains THE hottest blood-sucker in the history of television.

8. Zooey Daschanel (last yr. 6)- Even if New Girl is really kind of bleh, now, she is still beautiful. I LOVE seeing her in commercials like the Time Warner one she is in!

7. Jamie Chung (last yr. 2)- I stand by what I say, Jamie is one of the most beautiful women in mainstream movies, but not just now, ever! She always looks stunning, even in a year where she didn't have any projects I was into.

6. Andy San Dimas (new)- This metalhead beauty is one of my personal favorite women in the adult biz. She is so much fun to follow is super cool, and hot(!!!), in person. She also gave me a very cool interview at the Adult Entertainment Expo that ranked as one of my most popular ones of the year. I can't wait to see what she does next!

5. Dani Daniels (last yr. 3)- Another of my favorite performers to follow, the stunning Ms. Daniels is drop-dead gorgeous, intelligent, and artistically talented.

4. Tera Patrick (same)- One of the most beautiful women in the world, Tera continues to breaks hearts with her perfect looks and make fans happy with all appearances, including her excellent cosplays. My favorite of which has to be the Hello Punisher. Also, she is always a pleasure to talk or see, as I did when I saw her at Exxxotica AC.

 

3. Jen & Sylvia Soska (last yr. 16)- They inch even closer to the top stop by having given us THE best horror film of the year in American Mary, giving me two interviews for best-horror-movies.com, including one where I met them in person! At said meeting, I got hugs and kisses! So, let this be a reminder to you ladies out there, bribing me helps! But, in all seriousness, they backed it up with their imminence talent, true love for horror, sweetness, and, most of course, their complete and utter hotness!!

2. Jennifer Lawrence (last yr. 9)- Inching closer to the top stop this natural beauty is just vision of true beauty, with a wonderful down-to-earth quality, and great acting. This was very evident in the best mainstream movie of the year: The Hunger Games: Catching Fire.

1. Asa Akira (same)- She holds on to the top stop for a record third year! But between co-hosting the AVNs, seeing her at both AEE and Exxxotica NJ, and making HOT porn films, all while looking like the perfect woman, there was no way she wouldn't. Plus, she is always a sweetheart in person. Will she hold on to this spot next year? Tune in to find out twelve months from now!





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