Exxxotica NY- Sept. 26, 2009

On September 26, 2009 a group of us, total of five, headed off to Edison, New Jersey for Exxxotica NY! Man, I had been pumped for this since last year. So, I had been counting down the months, weeks, days, and hours. We got there about a half hour before opening time. But, as soon as the doors opened, I knew the fun was coming.

The very first thing we saw was this smoking hot Asian girl shaking her ass on a pole. Strangely enough it would not be till the end of the day that I would get a pic taken with her. So in many ways she book ended the day for me! This year there were even more hotties on poles , cages , see-saws, beds , and even on a giant mechanical penis! Actually a lot of girls tried to ride said cock, but this babe was the best to accomplish that: More of her later!

The first person I went up to was the lovely Jada Cheng. Jada loved my blog on her, from last month, something that made me feel very flattered. And, made me look even more forward to seeing her. She was, of course, with the Sassy Assy booth. I would go back to this booth several times, but the other girl I knew, through the net, and was looking forward to meeting in person, Kyanna Lee (also a former a Hot Asian Girl of the Month, of this blog) could not make it out. Hopefully, we'll see each other next year. Anyways, Jada is really friendly and an awesome person, aside from being, you know really, really sexy!

I next went to visit someone else, I know: Joanna Angel and the Burning Angel girls! Joanna was already there, and I bought Girls, Girls, Girls 2 off of her. I know I say this a lot on this blog, but it really bares mentioning, yet, again. Joanna Angel and the BA girls are sweethearts. And, no I am not biased! Anyway, I would end up getting the DVD signed by lots of girls , including non-BA babes Penny Flame and Sasha Grey. But, more on them later. This is another booth I would revisit many times during the course of the day. Cause, not only am I a fan, but I consider many of the girls friends are always cool to talk to.

We then went, next, to Amy Fisher's table. Honestly, I was totally up for meeting her since I saw that she was doing signings in other places. Man, she looks hotter than ever! And, props cause she knows how to spell my ever so Guido name (Giovanni)!

This bike was hot. As was the official Gina Lynn bike. By the way, did any of you see her pose with it? I didn't so just curious.

Meggan Mallone has to be one of THE hottest and friendliest Vivid girls, ever. She was hot enough to make her think that my two friends were shy. Shit, my one friend had to introduce the other one as, "This is Pat". Never seen Pat speechless!

We then, went to see the oh so very cute and pretty Carmen McCarthy. She was charging a mere 5 bucks for an autographed pic or shirt. It's for charity for her sister's cancer. A great cause I say. And, she is a great chick, herself.

My friend John said that Sara Jay was signing. Well, I about flipped out! She was one I kept recommending Exxxotica to get over on their awesome facebook. I did not see her announced, so imagine my surprise when I heard this! As at least some of my friends know, I am a huge fan of this sexy, shapely beauty. She charged 5 for a regular and 10 for topless. Guess which I picked? Duh! I told her I loved her, like the dork that I am!

One of the girls I was dying to meet was Eva Angelina. A long time fan of hers, I love this Latin beauty. I was so pumped that she would be there. I have to say she is even cuter in person!

I used to watch a lot of Playboy TV's Sex Court back in the day, and I always loved Alexandra Silk. So, we had to go up to her. Well, she is even cooler in person. Very sexy and flirty. She told us how she ate Ginger Lynn's pussy. "We're not worthy", I said! She told us how she wanted to eat Bree Olson's snatch! She even made me swear on her butt, they way they used to do it on the Playboy TV show ! Awesome! Easily one of my fav babes to meet at this show!

This was to be Penny Flame's last appearance, ever as Penny Flame, as she is now retired. She will be on Celebrity Rehab. It is my friend that got me into her . I told her this. She is so sweet, cute, and friendly , I truly wish her the best of luck in whatever she decides to do. By the way read her blog here, to know what she up to, now.

I then went to get my Pirates II DVD signed by the lovely Jesse Jane . She gave out free posters of a porno I so need to get: Teachers. Anywho, we were laughing at some dude's awesome shirt (something about blasting a million of his kids on your girlfriend's face).

OK, if I had to pick one girl that I had to meet, that would have been Ginger Lynn. You see I had a crush on her since I was a kid, and the fact is I still love her. Cause, she is still hot. The hottest MILF, ever, in my book. This makes her my longest lasting crush, ever. Anyways, I told her about my childhood crush on her and whatnot. She hugged me and was just a total sweetie, as well as being incredibly sexy and flirty. She signed my Devil's Rejects DVD and a pic of hers , she gave me. She's awesome, and I am officially in love!

OK, but you see the problem with this line was some people wanted a million things signed. The next line also moved very slowly, but it was Courntey Cummz and like Ginger, she is worth the wait! I missed Courtney last year (to be honest I had no clue who she was last year). But, following her Twitter (I told her that she is one of my favs on Twitter, no lie!) and having seen her pics online, I knew I had to meet her this year! Anyways, she was AWESOME in person! I mean definitely one of the biggest pleasures to meet! So sexy, flirty, down-to-earth, and sweet. Man, I am in love, yet again!

Next up was another one we wanted to meet, the lovely Lisa Ann. She has such a sexy, raspy voice! She talked to us for a little while and proved to be very nice and friendly. I likie her!

We were gonna go get some food, but I had to stop cause I saw the super sexy Jayla Starr! I love following her on Twitter, too! I told her this, and she got a pic of us (taken by Sara Jay, no less!) for her Twitter! She signed a pic I bought off of her, and a DVD I purchased recently, but ain't seen yet, Latina Sushi Fiesta (for you info it is an all girl film with only Latin and Asian girls in the cast). She told me about how Annie Cruz (a girl who needs to do this show!) squirted all over her! I love Annie and Jayla!!!!!!!

After getting some chow, our friend John took us to see some new girls, well new to us, anyways. One was the pretty Missy Woods and there was the yummy Erin Marxxx .

Then, I went to one of my truest personal favs: Asa Akira (this month's Hot Asian Girl of the Month)! Man, I been crazy about this babe, since I met her last year! She signed a free pic for me , as well as one of my own DVDs. And, like I said last year I love the fact that she knows how to spell my name. I told her she was one of my favs. She told me she loved me! Damn, that made my day, no week, month?! Year! Hahaha! I LOVE YOU, Asa Akira!

I went back to the Sassy Assy booth and got some pics with and of the oh so sexy Asian Kisses. Man, I really love this babe! She's tall, sexy, and beautiful. I love Sassy Assy. Hey, I know, I seem to love a lot of things and girls, but this is fucking Exxxotica NY! You are bound to fall in love multiple times!

Another babe I found through Twitter is the red-hot Isis Taylor . She's half-Peruvian like me, which I told her. Had to meet her and am very glad that I did!


I missed Teagan Presley , but was not gonna make the same mistake, twice. She is cute and hot, and, plus, she signed for free!

Off to the Wicked booth and Jessica Drake. This hottie signed for free, as well. Yay!

I met Luke from 2 Live Crew, my friend had to meet him, or his girl would be pissed! I saw them perform , too. And, yes, I found it to be a lot of fun, even if I am a die-hard metalhead.

Said friend had noticed the hottie known as Kelly Devine, and so we met her, too. Great ass and curves ! We got the last two copies of Show mag which she signed for us.

Then we went to meet the gorgeous Sasha Grey, again. She signed two of my DVDs, and I told her how I loved her acting in the Girlfriend Experience. Too bad it hit DVD a week later, cause I just got it and would have gotten her to sign it. As, I have said before here, she is great in it, and you need to see it, if you ain't done so, yet. Sahsa is always great to see. She may have gotten there late, but stayed till the end for her fans. Very awesome, she deserves all her success and fans.

I did not think we were gonna get the chance to meet the, oh so cute Sunny Lane, but we did. She signed for free. I love her smile!

I met Nyssa Nevers last year, but she is even hotter now (as if that is humanly possible!)! I had to get another pic with her! This girl is a true vision of beauty!

Just cause it was later in the event, does not mean the hotness stops. One booth was really hot, with four tasty babes lezzie (inluding the chick who rode the giant schlong) it out and taking hot pics with the fans. See, why you should go to this event!

But, as hot as that booth was, the trip back to Sassy Assy was even hotter! Holy Crap! Hot Asian babes posing all sexy and provocatively! This was THE sexiest moment, in my humble opinion. Thank God for hot Asian girls and Sassy Assy! Just enjoy these pics:

Well, that certainly is a HELL of a way to the end an awesome day! We stayed till the very end, like last year. And, I went and said good-bye to all the girls that know me. Tired but happy, (no make that happy times 100!), we got in the car and drove back home, already excited for next year! Thank you to all the girls and Exxxotica for THE best convention/ event ever. EXXXOTICA NY FUCKING RULZ!!!!!!!!!!

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Hot Asian Girl of the Month- Asa Akira

One of my favorite months of the year is October. And, because of that I have chosen one of my all time favorite babes as my Hot Asian Girl of the Month: the absolutely stunning and beautiful Asa Akira!

Asa Akira, a fellow New Yorker, was born on January 2, 1986. This incredible vision of beauty is of Japanese decent.

In fact, she spent a good deal of her childhood living in Japan, but she attended American schools.

By 2006, she became a regular on the Bubba the Love Sponge radio show for about a year, where she was known as the "Show Whore".

While, she first started doing some girl-girl stuff for Gina Lynn, she eventually moved on to boy-girl scenes. Truth is whether she does dudes or chicks she is smoking hot in her scenes. And, hence, she is one of porn's sexiest and best performers.

Here is an invitation, from her, to join Vouyer Media site:


I first learned of her when I met her at Exxxotica NY last year . I was taken by her beauty and how friendly she was. I had the pleasure of meeting her again this year, last Saturday . But, I'll post more on the whole event on an upcoming blog, I promise! In the meantime, enjoy a cute Asian babe interviewing her at said event:


She has her own myspace, where she posts lots of pics and has good blogs. I also highly recommend that you follow her on her Twitter.

Asa,with her beautiful face, looks like a Japanese doll. Her gorgeous body , with nice boobs and an ass to die for , make her a jaw dropping vision to behold. In all, she is, without a shadow of a doubt, one of the hottest babes, ever.

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Patrick Swayze: 1952-2009

I was watching Chelsea Lately, last night, when I heard the news that Patrick Swayze had passed away. I knew he had long been battling pancreatic cancer, and that he fought hard. I was honestly heart broken to hear this. In fact it shocked me, chilled me, and made me tear up. He died at 56, far too young.

I know most girls like to remember him for Dirty Dancing, a film I could give a flying fuck about. But, I will remember him for the action films he did, and because he came off as a good human being.

I guess the first time I saw him was in Red Dawn. I ain't seen it years, but I recall loving this tale of teens battling evil Russians who take over America. I hear this one was considered pretty violent upon it's release. Which is weird considering it is rated PG-13. I will have to revisit someday.

I next saw him in Next of Kin. I recall very little about this movie, expect I liked it as a kid. And, that some guy dies in a room full of snakes or something. Snakes and Swayze kick ass!

This next film, to me, will always be his best: Road House! I saw it on video and loved it. Playing a bouncer in a rowdy bar in bar where an asshole (Ben Gazzara) runs everything, he kicks some major ass. This movie had it all, fighting, boozing, a naked and beautiful Kelly Lynch , pro-wrestler Terry Funk as a thug, Sam Elliot, and throat ripping!!!!!!!! Fucking awesome! About two weeks ago I finally bought the movie on DVD. Can't wait to revisit it.

The other film of his I like is Point Break. Director Katherine (Near Dark) Bigelow makes a solid action movie here. While, it has to much surfing for me to truly love, it is really fun, has some great action, is nicely shot, has some nudity, and Swayze is just awesome as the villain. I wish he would have played a bad guy more often.

So, those are the films of his I like. He will always be remembered, by me, thanks to these movies. God bless him and may he RIP. Patrick Swayze, you will be greatly missed.

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I Am the Co-Administrator at the Gorezone.net Forums!

Recently, Kim "Arcvile" Dubuisson, my friend, site administrator, and founder of the longest running and absolute best horror website on the net, Gorezone.net, made me the co-administrator of the site's message boards. I am very grateful for this and look forward to it.

I first joined the Gorezone back in 2001 (maybe even 2000), and it quickly became one of my favorite sites to visit. In particular the message boards, which where/ are a welcome change from much of the immature and stupid conduct that so many sites suffer from. It's great to have a site where intelligent and fun discussions on horror, but also on music, video games, comics, pro-wrestling, etc, occur. I have made many friends on the message board, as well.

Anyways, I would go on to write reviews, interviews, and reports for the site. And, now being co-admin of the best damn message board on the net is be a pleasure and an honor. You guys should stop by and check it out. I know you will be more than pleased. You can find me, on the boards, under the name Headbanger69.

And, thank you Kim, my good friend, for giving me this chance.

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The 10 Best Killer Animal Horror Movies

I was watching Mega-Shark vs. Giant Octopus, on Syfy the other day. The trailer was all over the net, but the movie itself, despite some funny moments and Debbie Gibson, was fish poo. It got me to think how many horribly crappy killer animal horror films there are, especially on Syfy. Almost all of these films are takes on the Jaws mythos, to one point or another. But, there are good ones, and this list is comprised of my favorites. Many of these films hold special places in my heart, as I do love animals (before I ever wanted to get into film, I wanted to be a veterinarian). And, a bunch of them are among the first horror movies, I ever got into.

10. - This wonderful campy, gory, and exploitative film is a masterpiece of so bad so good. A great time to be had, this one is wonderfully silly, with some truly priceless dialogue. From the director of Pieces, no less!

9. - The premise and plot of this one is pretty silly and preposterous. But, it doe shave some great acting from the cast and a truly beautiful score by Ennio Morricone. Charlotte Rampling and Bo Derek make for some easy on the eyes beauties. What is really cool, is that the killer whale, taking revenge for the death of his mate and their unborn child, could be seen in some ways, as the hero, or anti-hero, as it maybe. Basically a revenge film with a killer animal.

8. - When a dog is genetically engineered as the optimal killer, all hell break loose. Great acting from the cast, including Lance Henriksen and Allie Sheedy, an inspired script, and some really wild and cool set-pieces (including the dog going up a tree to eat a cat and the dog raping a female dog) make for a fun and enjoyable sci-fi/ horror flick. As a dog lover I really enjoy the fact that the dog attacks people who deserve it, making him, like Orca, a hero of sorts.

7. - I used to watch this one as a kid, any time it was on TV. And, it still holds up. Sure it starts off slow, but the climax is great and scenes of worms crawling out of faucets, biting people, and being all over people's house is truly nightmarish. Guaranteed to make your skin crawl and stomach churn. From underrated director Jeff Lieberman.

6. - Like so many of the films here, I used to watch this anytime it was on TV. When, an alligator baby is flushed down the toilet, it grows up to be a vicious killer. Featuring rousing and violent alligator attacks highlight, this one is a fun cult classic. You just gotta love it!

5. - This one is so damn good, that Steven Spielberg, himself, declared it his favorite Jaws rip-off, and picked Joe Dante to direct horror/ comedy Gremlins. The exciting and bloody attacks and the over all fun feel of the movie, does indeed make it the best of those movies. The sequel, from James Cameron which has flying piranha (!), is worth seeing, too.

4. - Perhaps the first of the killer animal sub-genre, this one maybe very slow to start, but Hitchcock's masterful tale of our avian friends going psycho (no pun intended) remains one of the very best. Lovely Tippi Hedren and the rest of the cast are great, and once it gets going, this one really rips. The attacks on the school and the gas station, the suspenseful climax, and creepy endings attack is fucking unforgettable.

3. - Loosely inspired by true events, this is one of the scariest movies I seen in this decade, so far. Well directed, suspenseful, nightmarish, and realistic, this movie is, I think, better than The Blair Witch Project (although I do like that movie). The cast is really good and actress Blanchard Ryan is both beautiful, and fully nude! The nihilistic feel of the movie really helps to set apart from the more campy movies on this list. Unarguably the best killer shark movie since Jaws.

2. - My favorite Stephen King book is also my favorite adaption of his work. Nail-biting, intense, and really suspenseful, this one is also highlighted by phenomenal acting from the lovely Dee Wallace Stone. Lewis Teague (who also directed Alligator) crafts a simple but scary film, with some truly jarring attacks, by the rabid dog. A personal favorite.

1. - I guess declaring this one the best killer animal film is a no brainer, but really how can it not be? Frequently ripped-off, this is one of the most influential horror films ever. A perfect film and a favorite of mine since my childhood.

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Update on Stephanie Swift

As I mentioned last month here, Stephanie Swift had been diagnosed with breast cancer. She had a double mastectomy, and all seems to have gone well.

You can read more about it hear: http://lovetostephanie.page.tl/ You can also sign the guestbook, there, and leave a message for Stephanie. According to Mika Tan's twitter (http://twitter.com/mika_tan), you can send get well cards or checks to: Stephanie Swift Breast Cancer Fund P.O. Box 9864 Canoga Park, CA 91309. Chex payable to HEIDI CLARK (mom) She needs your help paying her medical bills, so if you can do so, please, do it.

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Hot Asian Girl of the Month- Jada Cheng

Ahh, September, it marks the end of summer and the beginning of fall. It might meaning going back to school for some of you. But, regardless of what it signifies to you I am sure that you will find my pick for Hot Asian Girl of the Month to be smoldering and sexy: Jada Cheng!!!!!!!!

This 23 year old beauty was born in Corona, Queens (actually not to far away from my old neighborhood). At 16 she lived in Hong Kong, China for two years, where she became a resident and an English Professor andEnglish-Chinese Interpreter. She worked with people ranging from kindergarten kids to adults. Damn, I wish I had teachers that looked like her! She also stayed in Seoul, Korea for a short time. This multi-talented beauty is fluent in Mandarin, Cantonese, Fuzhounese (these are, by the way, Chinese dialects), and English.

In 2005, she came back to New York, then a month later headed to Georgia, where she started her modeling career.

She works the Import Model circuit. And, she is one of the beautiful models for Sassy Assy.

Here she is doing a swimwear model shoot for them:


Another reason I picked her this month is cause she will be at Exxxotica NY this month. She will be, of course, with Sassy Assy. These are some pics I took of her (the second one is me with her) last year at Exxxotica NY.

She's been at Exxxotica Miami, as well:


Here, she is signing an autograph for a lucky fan at the same event:


She's also done appearances at Comic Con.


Jada, who has also been featured on Dr. 90210, is very active on the net, as well. You can find her on Myspace, Facebook, and Twitter. She has some of the most amazing Myspace and Facebook pics around, and I simply love her tweets on Twitter! She's just simply awesome! Of course, she also has her own website, where you can order her merchandise.

Jada is so sexy that mere words don't do her justice. Her beautiful face and impressive body leave anyone breathless. Her pictures are some of the sexiest on the net. Without a shadow of a doubt, Jada Cheng is, literally and figuratively, one of the hottest models, ever!

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