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Exxxotica NY- Sept. 26, 2009

On September 26, 2009 a group of us, total of five, headed off to Edison, New Jersey for Exxxotica NY! Man, I had been pumped for this since last year. So, I had been counting down the months, weeks, days, and hours. We got there about a half hour before opening time. But, as soon as the doors opened, I knew the fun was coming.

The very first thing we saw was this smoking hot Asian girl shaking her ass on a pole. Strangely enough it would not be till the end of the day that I would get a pic taken with her. So in many ways she book ended the day for me! This year there were even more hotties on poles , cages , see-saws, beds , and even on a giant mechanical penis! Actually a lot of girls tried to ride said cock, but this babe was the best to accomplish that: More of her later!

The first person I went up to was the lovely Jada Cheng. Jada loved my blog on her, from last month, something that made me feel very flattered. And, made me look even more forward to seeing her. She was, of course, with the Sassy Assy booth. I would go back to this booth several times, but the other girl I knew, through the net, and was looking forward to meeting in person, Kyanna Lee (also a former a Hot Asian Girl of the Month, of this blog) could not make it out. Hopefully, we'll see each other next year. Anyways, Jada is really friendly and an awesome person, aside from being, you know really, really sexy!

I next went to visit someone else, I know: Joanna Angel and the Burning Angel girls! Joanna was already there, and I bought Girls, Girls, Girls 2 off of her. I know I say this a lot on this blog, but it really bares mentioning, yet, again. Joanna Angel and the BA girls are sweethearts. And, no I am not biased! Anyway, I would end up getting the DVD signed by lots of girls , including non-BA babes Penny Flame and Sasha Grey. But, more on them later. This is another booth I would revisit many times during the course of the day. Cause, not only am I a fan, but I consider many of the girls friends are always cool to talk to.

We then went, next, to Amy Fisher's table. Honestly, I was totally up for meeting her since I saw that she was doing signings in other places. Man, she looks hotter than ever! And, props cause she knows how to spell my ever so Guido name (Giovanni)!

This bike was hot. As was the official Gina Lynn bike. By the way, did any of you see her pose with it? I didn't so just curious.

Meggan Mallone has to be one of THE hottest and friendliest Vivid girls, ever. She was hot enough to make her think that my two friends were shy. Shit, my one friend had to introduce the other one as, "This is Pat". Never seen Pat speechless!

We then, went to see the oh so very cute and pretty Carmen McCarthy. She was charging a mere 5 bucks for an autographed pic or shirt. It's for charity for her sister's cancer. A great cause I say. And, she is a great chick, herself.

My friend John said that Sara Jay was signing. Well, I about flipped out! She was one I kept recommending Exxxotica to get over on their awesome facebook. I did not see her announced, so imagine my surprise when I heard this! As at least some of my friends know, I am a huge fan of this sexy, shapely beauty. She charged 5 for a regular and 10 for topless. Guess which I picked? Duh! I told her I loved her, like the dork that I am!

One of the girls I was dying to meet was Eva Angelina. A long time fan of hers, I love this Latin beauty. I was so pumped that she would be there. I have to say she is even cuter in person!

I used to watch a lot of Playboy TV's Sex Court back in the day, and I always loved Alexandra Silk. So, we had to go up to her. Well, she is even cooler in person. Very sexy and flirty. She told us how she ate Ginger Lynn's pussy. "We're not worthy", I said! She told us how she wanted to eat Bree Olson's snatch! She even made me swear on her butt, they way they used to do it on the Playboy TV show ! Awesome! Easily one of my fav babes to meet at this show!

This was to be Penny Flame's last appearance, ever as Penny Flame, as she is now retired. She will be on Celebrity Rehab. It is my friend that got me into her . I told her this. She is so sweet, cute, and friendly , I truly wish her the best of luck in whatever she decides to do. By the way read her blog here, to know what she up to, now.

I then went to get my Pirates II DVD signed by the lovely Jesse Jane . She gave out free posters of a porno I so need to get: Teachers. Anywho, we were laughing at some dude's awesome shirt (something about blasting a million of his kids on your girlfriend's face).

OK, if I had to pick one girl that I had to meet, that would have been Ginger Lynn. You see I had a crush on her since I was a kid, and the fact is I still love her. Cause, she is still hot. The hottest MILF, ever, in my book. This makes her my longest lasting crush, ever. Anyways, I told her about my childhood crush on her and whatnot. She hugged me and was just a total sweetie, as well as being incredibly sexy and flirty. She signed my Devil's Rejects DVD and a pic of hers , she gave me. She's awesome, and I am officially in love!

OK, but you see the problem with this line was some people wanted a million things signed. The next line also moved very slowly, but it was Courntey Cummz and like Ginger, she is worth the wait! I missed Courtney last year (to be honest I had no clue who she was last year). But, following her Twitter (I told her that she is one of my favs on Twitter, no lie!) and having seen her pics online, I knew I had to meet her this year! Anyways, she was AWESOME in person! I mean definitely one of the biggest pleasures to meet! So sexy, flirty, down-to-earth, and sweet. Man, I am in love, yet again!

Next up was another one we wanted to meet, the lovely Lisa Ann. She has such a sexy, raspy voice! She talked to us for a little while and proved to be very nice and friendly. I likie her!

We were gonna go get some food, but I had to stop cause I saw the super sexy Jayla Starr! I love following her on Twitter, too! I told her this, and she got a pic of us (taken by Sara Jay, no less!) for her Twitter! She signed a pic I bought off of her, and a DVD I purchased recently, but ain't seen yet, Latina Sushi Fiesta (for you info it is an all girl film with only Latin and Asian girls in the cast). She told me about how Annie Cruz (a girl who needs to do this show!) squirted all over her! I love Annie and Jayla!!!!!!!

After getting some chow, our friend John took us to see some new girls, well new to us, anyways. One was the pretty Missy Woods and there was the yummy Erin Marxxx .

Then, I went to one of my truest personal favs: Asa Akira (this month's Hot Asian Girl of the Month)! Man, I been crazy about this babe, since I met her last year! She signed a free pic for me , as well as one of my own DVDs. And, like I said last year I love the fact that she knows how to spell my name. I told her she was one of my favs. She told me she loved me! Damn, that made my day, no week, month?! Year! Hahaha! I LOVE YOU, Asa Akira!

I went back to the Sassy Assy booth and got some pics with and of the oh so sexy Asian Kisses. Man, I really love this babe! She's tall, sexy, and beautiful. I love Sassy Assy. Hey, I know, I seem to love a lot of things and girls, but this is fucking Exxxotica NY! You are bound to fall in love multiple times!

Another babe I found through Twitter is the red-hot Isis Taylor . She's half-Peruvian like me, which I told her. Had to meet her and am very glad that I did!

I missed Teagan Presley , but was not gonna make the same mistake, twice. She is cute and hot, and, plus, she signed for free!

Off to the Wicked booth and Jessica Drake. This hottie signed for free, as well. Yay!

I met Luke from 2 Live Crew, my friend had to meet him, or his girl would be pissed! I saw them perform , too. And, yes, I found it to be a lot of fun, even if I am a die-hard metalhead.

Said friend had noticed the hottie known as Kelly Devine, and so we met her, too. Great ass and curves ! We got the last two copies of Show mag which she signed for us.

Then we went to meet the gorgeous Sasha Grey, again. She signed two of my DVDs, and I told her how I loved her acting in the Girlfriend Experience. Too bad it hit DVD a week later, cause I just got it and would have gotten her to sign it. As, I have said before here, she is great in it, and you need to see it, if you ain't done so, yet. Sahsa is always great to see. She may have gotten there late, but stayed till the end for her fans. Very awesome, she deserves all her success and fans.

I did not think we were gonna get the chance to meet the, oh so cute Sunny Lane, but we did. She signed for free. I love her smile!

I met Nyssa Nevers last year, but she is even hotter now (as if that is humanly possible!)! I had to get another pic with her! This girl is a true vision of beauty!

Just cause it was later in the event, does not mean the hotness stops. One booth was really hot, with four tasty babes lezzie (inluding the chick who rode the giant schlong) it out and taking hot pics with the fans. See, why you should go to this event!

But, as hot as that booth was, the trip back to Sassy Assy was even hotter! Holy Crap! Hot Asian babes posing all sexy and provocatively! This was THE sexiest moment, in my humble opinion. Thank God for hot Asian girls and Sassy Assy! Just enjoy these pics:

Well, that certainly is a HELL of a way to the end an awesome day! We stayed till the very end, like last year. And, I went and said good-bye to all the girls that know me. Tired but happy, (no make that happy times 100!), we got in the car and drove back home, already excited for next year! Thank you to all the girls and Exxxotica for THE best convention/ event ever. EXXXOTICA NY FUCKING RULZ!!!!!!!!!!

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