Title: The Final Girls Director: Todd Strauss-Schulson Writer: M.A. Fortin, Joshua John Miller Cast: Taissa Farmiga, Malin Akerman, Alexander Ludwig, Nina Dobrev, Alia Shawkat, Thomas Middleditch Year: 2015 Min: 88
Teen girl Max Cartwright (Taissa Farmiga) awaits for her beautiful mom, Amanda (Malin Akerman) who is an actress and is at an audition. Unfortunately it seems as it was a bust, as she cannot escape being connected to the cult classic 80s slasher flick, Camp Bloodbath, that she was in. Even worse, they get into a car crash, and Amanda dies. Three years later Max is still devastated by the loss of her mom. There is a double screening of Camp Bloodbath and Camp Bloodbath 2: Cruel Summer that is going to be held at the local movie theater. Her friend Gertie's (Alia Shawkat) stepbrother Duncan (Thomas Middleditch), and huge horror fan, convinces Max to be present at the screening, being her mom Amanda is one of the victims in the stalk and slash flick. It also happens to be the anniversary of Amanda's death in real life.
At the screening they are joined by crush Chris (Alexander Ludwig) and his ex and Max's former friend the bitchy but super-hot Vicki (Nina Dobrev). They sit and watch the movie when suddenly a fire starts. They head to escape through the back of the movie screen. But, something happens, and they end up inside the movie, itself. There they encounter all the films characters, including it's brutal masked killer Billy Murphy (Dan B. Morris), as well as its' victims, among them Nancy, the character that Max's mom played, and the movie's badass final girl (IE the virginal girl that in a slasher movie battles and defeats the killer), Paula (the gorgeous Chloe Bridges). Emotions run high as they see that they cannot escape the movie and decide to team-up with characters to survive and kill Billy. Max, of course, also sees this a chance to save her "mom", from her death, which in playing with slasher film rules, means she must remain a virgin.
The Final Girls is an excellent meta-horror, comedy that deserves all the good reviews that it got. I actually attended a panel at New York Comic Con last year (the only panel I got to attended, might I add), but I never got to see it until last night when I popped in my recently purchased Blu-ray. I wish I hadn't waited so long to see it, cause it definitely would have made my top 10 movies of 2015 (at the number 6, if you must know), had I seen it then.
The movie is an almost pitch-perfect mix of hilarity, a truly loving tribute to slasher movies, and movie filled with heartfelt moments of pathos. Combining these elements isn't easy to accomplish, not by a long shot. But, goddamn this movie does it! The humor is really funny. I was laughing my ass off at many points in the film. The horror fan, in me, saw that the filmmakers loved and cared about slasher movies, as they are treated with respect and reverence, yet an acknowledgment at how silly they are. But, what surprised me the most was how touching it was. The relationships with the characters were excellent. Especially when it came to Max and Amanda/ Nancy.
They are the heart of the film.And, I cannot lie. There are moments that I actually made me tear up. So this film made me laugh, cheer, and cry. That's no small feat! The acting from everyone is great. I have been a fan of Akerman since The Watchmen, and she is magnificent here. She adds depth, heart, and a hint of sexiness to it all. Farmiga, best known for American Horror Story, is excellent as well. This young lady's acting ability blows many older actress out of the fucking camp. I have never watched a single episode of The Vampire Dairies and honestly only knew Dobrev as the pretty girl in that series. Well, she is phenomenal here, being funny, bitchy, sexy, and yet, in the end, very likable.
When I first heard about this being PG-13, I wondered how can you be a slasher flick homage and be that rating? I mean most, if not all, PG-13 slashers suck dick and swallow (shit a bunch of R-rated ones do, too!). But, somehow, this movie got me so engrossed that I didn't care about the rating. OK some more graphic gore would have been appreciated. Some nudity would have been fucking great, especially from Angela Timbur, who plays the dizty and slutty character of Tina. As such, she baring her naughty bits would have made sense. But, again, this somehow didn't bother me, too much. Well, not enough for me to lower my views on this film, anyway.
Honestly, my one and only complaint was the ending. I called it and when it happened, I was a little disappointed. But, it is off-shot by the very last thing that happens before the credits role, which is pretty fucking badass. If not for the ending, Lord only knows, how much more I would've loved this movie.
The Final Girls is a phenomenal slasher comedy. One that mixes humor, horror love, and tons of heart seamlessly. It deserves your full attention. The Blu-ray, put out by Sony, looks and sounds perfect. It has some good extra features, including some interesting deleted scenes (no, there is nudity or more gore here, in case you were wondering). If you, like I, made the mistake of not seeing it last year, rectify that shit right now and see it! Oh, and be careful not to see Final Girl released the same year and starring Abigail Breslin, thinking that it is this one. I haven't seen it and, thus cannot pass judgement on it. I'm just saying be sure you see this excellent movie, first.
The biggest con in the east coast, and perhaps the biggest in all of the US (sorry, San Diego Comic Con it's a fact this one sold more tickets than you did last year), has just passed us by. It took place Oct. 8-11, 2015. I was there all four days covering it, of course. I have tons of pics, interviews, and coverage to share with you all.
So, let's begin with very first day, Thurs (Oct. 8th): it should be
noted that unlike it was in the past years where doors opened in the
afternoon, it all started at 10AM! This meant, that Alan Negative Pop Camuto (my friend, photographer, and one of my Master's Minions) and myself, were up early to hit the convention.
The first thing I did was meet the beautiful Felicia Day. An internet darling and beloved geek personality, she has also starred on two of my favorite shows of all time: Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Supernatural. On the former she played Vi, but it is on the later that she really had her most popular and memorable role thus far in her career, that of lesbian geek Charlie. I had meant to met her for ages and was determined to finally do just that this time. For 40 bucks, she sold and signed her book, You're Never too Weird on the Internet (Almost), which I wanted anyway. She also took a pic with me. I told her that I had wanted to meet her for the longest of time, and that I cried after she had died on (SPOILERS AHEAD!!!!): Supernatural. She told me it was meant to give you "the feels", which it most certainly succeeded at, I replied! She was really so sweet and even more beautiful in person. I feel this was the right way to start off the con!
In the meanwhile that I was on that line, Alan was on the line for various Godzilla suit stars, to meet the guy who played the original big G in the first movie: Haruo Nakajima. Funny thing is I would've thought that he would have been done way before me. As it turns out, I was done, he was one of the first people on line... and still waiting. They took forever to set up the table. Still when we finally met him, it was worth it! He signed my Criterion blu-ray of Godzilla!
From there we headed to the con itself. We checked out a couple of booths. Among the coolest was that of Pop Culture Shock Collectibles. They had really awesome statues that included but were not limited to An American Werewolf in London, a badass Hordak, and sexy Evil-Lyn (both based on their classic Filmation cartoon look from the 80s).
Another cool, plus yummy(!), booth was that of Star Wars M&Ms. They gave out delicious little packs of their chocolate candy with wrapping based on the classic film series. They also sold merchandise inspired by beloved characters from the film in M&M form. But, best of all is I got a cool pic with Darth Vader Red M&M!!
This awesome painting was made of M&Ms!!!!
Usually, my schedule doesn't allow me to attend panels, but this year I got to hit one. It was for horror/ comedy The Final Girls. The movie has a young woman (Taissa Farmiga of American Horror Story) grieving the loss of her mom (played by Watchmen's Malin Akerman). She and her friends are transported to the world of her mom's famous 80s slasher flick Camp Bloodbath. Now she is trying to save her mom from dying in the film. The gorgeous Ms. Akerman was present at the panel along with director (and fellow horror fan) Todd Strausss-Schulson. The panel was lively and fun. Based on what they said and word of mouth it looks like a great movie! It is currently playing in limited release. I really need to see this one!
Speaking of the stunning blonde beauty, one of the fans asked her which of her films she would prefer her son to be trapped in if she had to choose. She jokingly answered "The one I'm not nude in!" That was a cute moment and was one of many great answers given to us by both.
Of course, there was some really cool cosplay taking place all day (and every other day) and all over the con. I took lots of pics of them and will post more in the next part (and the following posts that go with each day). For now here are a couple of the best to tease you and get you wanting to tune in for more!
Some awesome Adventure Time cosplay always makes me a happy man!
These two beautiful cosplayers made me wish I was Batman!
Sexy Freddy Kreuger will inspire hot dreams, not nightmares!
The body on this Harley Quinn is perfection!
One of my favorite cosplays, if not my favorite, of the entire day was this awesome, classy, and beautiful Agent Carter!
