4 Must See Scenes: Dorain Grant

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I LOVE Dorian Grant. Like we are talking top shelf favorites of mine. She was perfect and her scenes were amazing. I talked about this curvy and delicious Latin goddess several years ago, but you can think of this as companion piece to that or revisit of it. Or you could see this as just an excuse to talk about just how awesome she was! It's honestly kind of all those combined!

I'm ranking this list, but all four of them are totally worth your time and tissues! I have a link in the movie's title to where you can legally, of course(!), see/ purchase it.

4. MonsterFacials 3: The Movie- This was the scene that introduced me to this curvy babe. With her beautiful face, body, jet black hair, fair skin, and aforementioned eyes, I was utterly captivated. Like all the scenes here, it's edited down to just the highlights, basically. It starts off with her fixing herself up. Rodney Moore comes in and gives her hand. From the get go it's obvious she has the perfect, naturally, and shapely body. Her boobs look amazing. The money shot is hot and she has this crazy and sexy look in her large, brown eyes that made me melt. She then goes to the bathroom to wash herself up.  And, thus, I was made a fan immediately and needed more of her. So, I did some internet research, which led to even hotter scenes!!

3. Real Big Tits 10- This one combines some of my favorite things in the world: naturally curvy girls, fair skinned girls with black hair, and lesbian action. In it, Dorian hooks up with delicious Caucasian/ Latin babe Katheryn Marie (here simply named Kate), as they reveal their attraction for each other. This one is hot from the start due to to the curves and beauty of both ladies. To say that both of these delectable beauties are totally my type to a T would be a fucking understatement!

Anywho, they talk about how much they like each other and love each other's big, God-given boobies. Kate poses for Dorian, who is turned on. They take it inside which leads to pussy eating and 69ing. Both ladies have really good chemistry together, but one draw back is that for some reason they never kiss. I am a huge fan girls kissing girls and this sorely missed. But, even devoid of this scene is still smoldering and has me done many times over. I honestly need to see more of Dorian's lezzie scenes.

2. Big Boob Bangeroo 17- Holy fuck, is this scene ever hot, with me rarely making it past first couple of minutes. But, I mean how can one, when it starts with Dorian bent over? That ass is pure perfection, a gift from the Lord, if you may. And, then she turns around. Wow. Just fucking wow!! She looks incredible in the green, tight, and skimpy outfit she has on. Those curves just make me melt (I use that word a lot, but that's what Dorian makes me do!)

Also, cause is for me to melt, is that the dude who is holding the cam asks her is she got bigger. She says that she is sorry that she gained some weight. He states what I think every time I see this, that there is nothing wrong AT ALL with that. In fact, I would say that is just super yummy! Anywho, she teases the camera with her body, words, and action, and then gets to the fucking. She is AMAZING at acting provocatively, having not only the perfect words and look, but also voice for it. And, those aforementioned eyes! Wow. Just fucking wow!!!

Holy shit, she is pure sex or what? I mean when she does the come hither, I am ready to ask her to marry me! Anywho, both dudes, do her and there are multiple money shots (edited together, it looks like).

1. Little Latin Plump Humpers 9- This is not just my favorite scene of hers, but one of my top personal favorite scenes, by anyone. I have rewatched it countless of times. It is volcanic in its heat. From start to finish, she has me completely captivated by her beauty and unfettered sexiness.

She wearing this super, tight and revealing white dress that looks spectacular on her. Her body is so curvy and hot! Her legs, ass, and natural boobs look breathtaking . And, she drips sex from every pore of that perfect body of hers.

Also perfect is her ability to play up to the camera, doing and saying everything in a perfect and seductive manner. She knows she is hot and beautiful and knows how to seduce the viewer. To me, this whole tease scene is a 10+++. This tease is failry long, which is great, in my oh so humble opinion. I rarely make it very far and that is also fine by me.

I rarely make it to her being on all fours crawling, but if I somehow make it that far, it is even more difficult to make it even further! Seriously her behind is AMAZING (and even that word might not be doing it justice)!

If by some act of nature, I make past that, I can assure you I won't ever get to the actual fucking, cause, once again her come hither is the stuff of legends. When it gets to the actual fucking, of course, its nuclear hot. Once again both of the same dudes from the earlier scene do her and multiple money shots are done. She is one of hell of a performer and seems to be enjoying it, almost as much as we enjoy watching her. By the end, you will have a wasted enough tissues to fill a landfill and will be wanting to ask her for her hand in marriage.

Holy fuck. There is no doubt in my mind that Dorian Grant is one of the sexiest, most beautiful, delicious, and perfect woman ever, If their is a top-tier list of the women I enjoy spanking the monkey to the most, then she is in top 3 for sure, along with Nadia Nyce and Ember (clearly I do LOVE my raven tressed ladies). With her tasty, curvy, and natural figure, beautiful looks, and sensuous attitude, Dorain Grant was a true skin flick goddess. Let me know if you are a fan of this spectacular Latin beauty. If I get enough a response and/ views who knows, maybe I'll do a third article on her!

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Horror Crush: Julie Carmen

This still being Women in Horror Month, we have a third another induction into the Horror Crushes section for this month. Today, I am adding the beautiful and severely underrated Julie Carmen!

Carmen was born on April 4, 1954, in New York City. She is of Spanish and Cuban decent, hence her exquisite beauty. While, she has been acting since 1978, it wasn't till 1985, that she appeared on anything related to the genre. It was an episode of the Twilight Zone called "Wish Bank". It apparently has something to do with her and the lovely Dee Wallace fighting over who got to make wishes with Aladdin's lamp. I am sure I saw this, but was too young to remember anything about it.

I first remember Carmen from her role as Jerry Dandridge's sister in Fright Night Part 2 (1988). She wants revenge for the death of her brother and as such, proceeds to set her eyes on and seduce the first movie's hero Charlie Brewster (William Ragsdale). Charlie's therapist has convinced him that Jerry was a serial killer and not a vampire and that that part was all in his mind. I was never a fan of that idea, still am not. Also, the movie rehashes a lot of what the original did and did better. However, it is nonetheless enjoyable. The FX are excellent and the cast is quite good (including the beautiful Traci Lind, would you guys like to see her get inducted into Horror Crushes? Let me know in the comments section below.) But, to me the main draw of the sequel is Carmen, herself.

As Regine, Carmen is incredibly seductive and sexy. She is, without a shadow of a doubt, one of the hottest vamps ever, as she simply exudes eroticism in a very natural manner. Yet, she also can be frightening when need be. I for one, would have easily been seduced by her and honestly there are worse ways to go, am I right? I developed a ridiculously HUGE crush on her after this movie, when I saw it around thirteen on VHS. I even had a dream about Regine biting me and me being quite happy and even welcoming of it. Yeah, I always a weirdo, but can you honestly blame teen me?

Her next foray into the horror genre wouldn't come till 1994's made for TV flick Seduced by Evil. I don't even remember hearing about this. Otherwise, I may have seen it, if only for Carmen. It also stars Suzanne Somers. Did any of you ever see it and have any thoughts on it?

That same year she appeared in her best horror flick, John Carpenter's In the Mouth of Madness. This tale of Lovecratian horrors, deals with John Trent (Sam Neil), an insurance investigator, being sent by a publishing firm to find their top selling horror writer Sutter Cane (Jurgen Prochnow), whose books can turn some of those read them insane, and recovering the manuscript to his newest and upcoming book, the titular In the Mouth of Madness. Cane's editor Lynda Styles (Carmen) is sent to accompany him on this quest, by the publishing director Jackson Harglow (Charlton Heston).

One of Carpenter's most imaginative movies this rubber reality horror flick is filled with icky, slimy, and tentacled horrors and is really fucking cool. Plus, I simply adore the ending to it! It has some great FX work by KNB and very strong performances by its amazing cast. Especially Neil, who became one of my favorite actors thanks, in large part, to this role and movie. Carmen is wonderful, too. delivering a believable performance and looking effortlessly but naturally beautiful, on top of that.

I remember being so happy to know, thanks to Fangoria magazine, that she was in this. I didn't see it till it hit VHS, but I was even happier, when I actually saw her in it. I just wish she had done more movies that I had seen after this.

She did appear in a made for TV called The Omen from 1995; one that has zilch to do with the Satanic horror franchise of the same name. Did any of you ever hear about it or see it? She was also in another made for TV horror movie called Gargantua. it's a giant monster movie, and I think I very vaguely remember seeing something about it. But, I never did actually see it, did any of you guys?

And, that is it as far as her horror out put goes. That being said, Carmen is very proud of her horror work, especially Fright Night Part 2 and In the Mouth of Madness. And, she is still stunning as ever! I also love that she is Latina, as the horror genre could always use more Latin women. I don't know if she has ever done any horror conventions, but I would love to see her at one someday! As one of my long time favorite actresses and longest running crushes, and as someone I think deserves more love and fandom, I am proud to make her this site's latest Horror Crush!

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Horror Crush: Aubrey Plaza

It's time, once again, to induct another beauty into this site's Horror Crush section. Today's gorgeous inductee is the always quirky, beautiful, and funny Aubrey Plaza!

Aubrey Plaza was born in Wilmington, Delaware. She was born of a Puerto Rican dad and a mother of English/ Irish decent. Plaza is best known as a comedian. I first heard of her because she was featured in men's magazine, Complex. I thought, "Oh my God, this chick is gorgeous!" But, it was catching her in the awesome horror comedy Life After Beth, where I truly fell in love with her!

Life After Beth tells the tale of a dude whose girlfriend, Beth Slocum (Plaza) has died. Even though, they had been going through a rough patch, he is still extremely devastated by her passing. One day, he discovers that Beth is actually alive. Well, sort of, as she is now a zombie! Regardless, they try to rekindle their relationship, but it's complicated, to say the least. You see, she is rotting away and wants to eat human flesh! Relationships can be so hard, am I right?

I absolutely loved this movie! I found it hilarious, as well as heartfelt. It totally had me invested in what was happening. There is some good gore, but it really is the characters, acting, and writing that make this horror comedy work so well. The cast is great (including another funny beauty in the form of the beautiful Anna Kendrick), but to me, it is Plaza who steals every scene that she is in.

She is funny, quirky, and perfectly cast in this role. The truth is I felt sorry for her, and cheered her on for much of the movie. And, I even kept saying, "Fuck it! I would still try to make this work!" After, all even as a zombie she is a babe. Well, at least until she really starts to lose more and more of her humanity. I highly recommend this one, and honest to God, need to get it on Blu-ray!

.That brings us to her latest, and so far only other horror movie, Child's Play! Now, I have to say that I went into this movie ready to hate it, as honestly Plaza was the only reason, I was seeing it (well that and I was seeing more and more good reviews). So call me fully surprised when I ended up loving it! This remake takes the franchise (which is horror's finest IMHO) in a fresh new direction, as I love the whole AI spin on Chucky/ Buddi. It's gory, funny, suspenseful, well acted, and very nicely directed. There is a real love for not just the original but other splatter movies like The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Part 2 and RoboCop. It is my third favorite in the entire series, after the original and Bride of Chucky, which for me, is saying a lot! I can't wait for the Blu-ray release!

Plaza plays Karen Barclay, who gives the doll to her son Andy, not knowing just how fucked up it is. She is wonderful in the role, one that is funny, sympathetic, and tough, on top of being beautiful. She makes this a great version of Andy's mom, and one we can cheer on and fall in love with!

I swear, anytime Plaza is onscreen, I was blown away by how naturally gorgeous she is! In all, this one of my favorite female roles (but not my actual favorite, that would be fellow Horror Crush Jessica Roth in the amazing Happy Death Day 2U) in a horror movie this year. She is most definitely my favorite mom in a horror flick of 2019, though.

Aubrey Plaza is absolutely gorgeous, hilarious, and a great actress. This super talented hottie has a wonderful quirkiness and cute weirdness that comes out not only in some of her roles, but also in interviews that I have seen of her. This makes even more attractive, I think. With very different and excellent performances in two very solid horror movies, I happily add Aubrey Plaza to this site's Horror Crushes!

I also want to take this time to wish you all a very happy, safe, and fun 4th of July! 

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