Random Hotness XII: Beyond the Hotness

This is the first random hotness of the year! So get yourself a six-pack, relax, and enjoy the babes!

Puma Swede- Tall, impossibly leggy, busty, sexy, blonde, blue-eyed. That reads like a description for a girl that is many a man's fantasy, and this Swedish goddess is just that. She is so fucking hot that even if you are not into blondes it would be impossible to not fall for her. Or to be reaching for a ton of tissues while watching one of her scenes.
She's been in the biz quite some time. Enough so that she gets MILF roles now. And, I'm very into seeing her in scenes like that. Actually, I'm just very much into seeing her! I mean look at her! She's delicious! But, as a fan of girl-girl stuff the one thing that really makes me flip out is seeing her with her other chicks:

My God when I saw her with Mariah Milano, I thought I was gonna go crazy!

Same with when I saw her with Ava Devine!!!

Yes, Puma is too fucking sexy. She can, like her namesake, pounce on me any day she wants to!! I wanna be her prey!

Ava Devine- Speaking of the beautiful Ava Devine, man, I have been on a total kick of her pics and scenes as of late! There is nasty and then there is Ms. Devine. Few women in the biz are as out and out dirty as she is. She's up for just about anything.
And, I don't know if anyone is a better dirty talker than her! When she says something nasty, and I just turn to pudding! And, if she's playing a MILF type role in the scene, well then I'm pretty much done!!!


I've mentioned how much I like girl-girl, and if your looking for a really hot, nasty, lesbian scene with her, then, I suggest you track down her scene with Veronica Jett in Decadent Divas XXIX. It's fucking amazing I'm tell you! With lots of fetishes covered: Asian, smoking, boot licking, lesbian, and younger/ older woman! It's like fucking heaven!!




Asa Akira- I would like to take this chance to congratulate, in public, the gorgeous Asa Akira, who won XBIZ's Female Performer of the Year!!! She didn't win Female Performer of the Year at AVN, though. She was beaten by the beautiful Bobbi Starr. Either of them are worthy of the award, though, so I'm cool with that. Anyway, the stunning Ms. Akira won a shitload more of awards, sweeping up just about everything else she's was nominated for!! It really couldn't have happened to a person who deserves it more!






Viva Bianca- Spartacus: Vengeance is on Starz!! Which means one of the best shows in the world is back. Sadly, the lead star Andy Whitfield passed away due to his battle with lymphoma. His replacement Liam McItyre looked excellent in the season premiere and the show seems as badass as ever!!
Plus, it gave us the return of the gorgeous Ms. Bianca, who was topless in her first scene in the series! Thank you God, Starz, and Ms. Bianca!!!






Dichen Lachman- Another show I love that is back on is the awesome US take on Britain's Being Human. This season might be even better than the last one. And, one reason is the fact that geek TV show favorite and former Hot Asian Girl of the Month Dichen Lachman is playing an evil vampire that Aidan has to look after. I would love to look after her! Especially as a vamp! That's just hot!!!!

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Hot Asian Girl of the Month: Dichen Lachman

August is the last full month of Summer. So what's one to do? I say enjoy i it. And, what a better way to enjoy it than with the ravishing Dichen Lachman, my pick for August 2011's Hot Asian Girl of the Month.

The lovely Lachman was born in Kathmandu, Nepal on Feb. 22, 1982. Her father is Australian and her mother was born in India but is of Tibetan descent.

She began her acting career in a long-running Australian soap opera by the name of Neighbours. I, of course, have never seen it, but then again I don't even watch American soaps, so you can bet this ain't my list to watch...

Her earliest movies gigs were Safety in Numbers and Aquamarine. Again, I never seen these either. And, again I doubt I will be.

She would go to become series regular Sierra on Joss Whedon's Dollhouse. Nope. I never saw this show either, but I know it has it's fan. Regardless, she stayed on both seasons.

Video tribute to her made by a fan:


So, you ask where do I know this major babe from? Well, I saw her in the second and third episodes of Starz excellent Torchwood: Day of Miracle, an off-shoot of the BBC series, Torchwood. She played a bitch of a government agent, but let's be honest here. That only made her HOTTER!!! Damn those sexy legs!!! Also, it should be noted that she can even make walking around with your neck snapped, and thus your head on backwards, hot!!!

But, it actually turns out I knew her even before then! See she played the widowed wife of a murder cop on the kick-ass TV series Hawaii Five-O. Come to think of it, I do remember her, and I thought she looked totally hot!!

Rumor has it she has a role in George Lucas' upcoming Star Wars series. When asked about it, she responded by saying that she would love do it, as she's a huge fan. I have said this a million times, hot Asian girl into geeky stuff = that much hotter!!!

And, this news makes me even happier (being as it's a TV show that actually currently exists and not some show that has been rumored for fucking ages): she has been hired to be be a series regular in SyFy's highly enjoyable Being Human (which is, coincidentally, also based on a British genre TV show).

She has a Twitter account, which, by the way, you should definitely be following: http://twitter.com/#!/dichenlachman

But, geeks are not the only ones to be in love with her. In 2009 the lesbian media site afterellen.com voted her the the hottest woman on the screen. Good fucking pick, I say!

Lachman has a pretty face and always seems to have a sexy look in her eyes. She's got killer legs, which are probably my favorite feature of hers. She also happens to be a solid actress, with some good geek credit in her past, present, and future projects. I, and all those taken by her beauty, definitely look forward to seeing more of her!

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