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10/25/2020

The 10 Best Horror Movies of 1988

1988 has a long standing reputation as a horror fan favorite, and it is easy to see why. There are a lot of genuine and cult classics contained within it. Most of the movies are of the fun type, but there is some that are intelligent and thought provoking, a few are even both. Also, a lot of masters of the genre, put out some of their finest work. Another thing, and I think this why it appeals to so many fans, it was a great year for franchise horror. This list reflects all of that. In fact, there are so many good movies released this year that, like 1987, I had to do a rather large honorable mention list.

Honorable Mentions:
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers
Monkey Shines
The Serpent and the Rainbow
Faceless
Pumpkinhead
Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama
Elvira: Mistress of the Dark

10. Hellbound: Hellraiser II- While not as great as the first the one (then again, not many movies are), this is a solid sequel that gets better with time and viewings. It is shockingly gory and gruesome, and also has a high amount of sexuality, especially for a mainstream horror franchise flick. The movie is also highly ambitious for its budget, has some great acting, and is topped with some nightmarish imagery.
9. The Lair of the White Worm- Ken (The Devils, Altered States) Russell's wild horror movie is sexy, fun, funny, and, at times, sacrilegious. It also has great acting, wild FX, and a really awesome climax. Amanda Donohue is wonderfully vampy and tempting as the villianess, while the gorgeous Catherine Oxenberg makes for a tasty good girl.
8. Night of the Demons- This immensely fun possession flick has everything that makes 80s horror awesome. These things being: gore, babes (scream queen extraordinaire Linnea Quigley, Amelia Kinkade as goth babe turned demoness Angela, this site's first ever Horror Crush induction Jill Terashita, and, my personal favorite, Cathy Podewell), nudity (including Podewell, who by showing her ass is one of the few final girls to show skin), great music, takes place on Halloween, demons (well obliviously!), and so much more!
7. Killer Klowns from Outer Space- Creepy (well for those of you with a fear of clowns, anyway), highly imaginative, and thoroughly fun cult classic, it is one of the greatest movies to have evil clowns as the central antagonists (shit it might even be the best one!). The FX are wonderous, wild, and original. This great parody/ tribute to cheesy '50s sci-fi/ horror flicks, is also one of the greatest horror comedies ever made.
6. Phantasm II- While, it isn't the best entry in the franchise (that would, obliviously be the first one), it is the most fun one. And, this is thanks to humor that is actually funny, fun characters, and solid acting. These factors combine with exhilarating action, excellent FX, and some bloody, good gore. The script delivers a solid story, which in terms of horror sequels, is definitely a pleasant surprise. It is, in my very humble opinion, one of the best horror sequels ever made.  
5. Child's Play- This wonderfully imaginative killer doll movie is the first and best in horror's greatest franchise. The practical FX are truly phenomenal and the strong acting further help to elevate the film's quality. Add in some memorable and quotable quotes, the introduction of one of horror's most beloved villains (Chucky, of course!), and a great climax, and you have a true genre classic. 
4. Dead Ringers- David Cronenberg's somber, profoundly chilling, and disturbing classic powerfully mixes psychological horror and drama. The acting by Jeremy Irons is superb, one of the greatest in the entire genre, if we are to be honest. The movie also happens to be visually great. This highly mature classic has a power that stays with you long after it is over, especially thanks to the final shot. Truly one of Cronenberg's best work.
3. They Live- One of his best movie, John Carpenter's classic mix of action, sci-fi, socio-political commentary, and horror only gets better with time and multiple viewings. The scariest thing is that it is even more culturally and politically relevant with the current administration. The movie is also thrilling, smart, and quite funny, with Roddy Piper giving one of the greatest performances by a pro-wrestler ever. And, speaking of which, it is impossible to not mention the awesomeness of the ten minute fight between him and Keith David.
2. Brain Damage- Frank Henelotter is one of my favorite directors, so when I say that this cult classic is his best movie, it is no small praise. This low budget masterpiece is a smart, bloody, and funny allegory for drug addiction. It features great effects, solid acting, and an ingenious plot, on top of being a great looking flick. It's a movie that is head and bloody shoulders ahead of much of its competition.
1. The Blob- Chuck (A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 3: Dream Warriors) Russell's graphic, fast paced, exhilarating, and super fun flick is one of the greatest remakes ever made. The gooey FX are excellent, the gore is plentiful, the acting is solid, and Shawnee Smith is a total babe (and a Horror Crush!). This ass kicking sci-fi/ horror flick makes the perfect companion as a triple feature with The Thing and Aliens (all of which topped their respective years, as well!).





Sorry, if it has been taking longer between posts for this series, but I have had a lot of work, on top of reviews (of which more are coming) that I do for this site. Anyway, what are your favorite horror movies of 1988? Let me know in the comments section below. And, here are the rest of the lists, so far. 

7/04/2020

The 30 Best Horror Movie Sequels Ever

There is perhaps no genre filled with more sequels than horror. Just about anything that is even vaguely successful can spawn a sequel and become a franchise, sometimes to the point of adnauseam. And, while there are certainly A LOT of terrible sequels, there is obviously, a lot of good ones, too.

This list is the absolute best among them, the finest of the fine, if you will. I tend to prefer sequels that attempt something new, instead of rehashing the same old shit. And, while some are movies that you would expect to find in a list like this, I also threw a few curve balls, as well.

Honorable Mentions:
The Purge: Election Year
Inferno
Brides of Dracula
Damien: Omen II
Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter
Nekromantik 2


30. Final Destination 2 (2003)- This wild and gory movie remains the best sequel in the solidly entertaining franchise. It has what might be the best opening accident in the form of the highway accident. This scene will give drivers some major anxiety. It also has some great and imaginative deaths, and the added lovely bonus of a returning Ali Larter, as the first film's Clear Rivers.
29. Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives (1986)- For much of this , franchise, there is a feeling of the "same old shit". However, this entry excels for various reasons, chief among them is that it is so goddamn fun. It isn't above making fun of itself. It also has one hell of a beginning with Jason's awesome resurrection and the cool James Bond parody. This all remains a series highlight. Throw in some pretty girls, including Jennifer Cooke, one of the sexiest final girls in the slasher series and some kick ass Alice Cooper music and you got a real winner.
28. Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988)- After the box office failure of the Michael Myers-less Halloween III: Season of the Witch and the continuous popularity of Jason and Freddy, it was time for Micheal to return. And, what a return it was with this really well done entry. To me, it remains the best of all the sequels. And, I know many will point to Halloween II (1981) as the better entry, but I think this film has a much better pace. It sets itself apart from the Friday movies with its more serious tone, introduces his niece Jamie (Danielle Harris), and brings back Dr. Loomis (Donald Pleasance). It also has a nice mix of the more restrained style of the first film, with nice bits of gore, including an awesome impaling with a shotgun of busty beauty Kathleen Kinmont. The ending remains one of the best in the entire series.

27. 28 Weeks Later (2007)- This nihilistic, and I think, superior sequel is one of the best contingent horror movies ever made. It starts off rocking and dark, letting you know from the get-go that this fucker ain't playing around. It also has one fuck of an awesome scene involving a helicopter mowing down the infected.


26. Psycho III (1986)- I know many prefer the second sequel, but while I like that one, I always preferred this one. It is such a fun movie. Anthony Perkins does an excellent job, as always, as Norman Bates. But, this time it is even more impressive knowing that he directed it as well. Something, he is very apt at, keeping the flick entertaining and adding some stylish flashes, and a few violent kills. There is a nice supporting cast and the movie builds up to a great climax. In all, a sometimes underrated flick, that is honestly the last good Psycho movie ever made.



25. Hostel Part II (2007)- A vastly superior sequel, this one improves on the original, by making the victims so much more likable. The three lovely ladies are people you will actually care about. And, the gore really pushes the limits of the studio horror movie, including an awesome, ultra-bloody, and kinda sexy Elizabeth Bathory inspired bit, as well as a shocking and graphic castration scene.


24. Land of the Dead (2005)-  It doesn't reach the perfection level of the first three, which honest to God, would've been a near impossible task for anyone, even George Romero, himself. That being said, Land is still an amazing film. It is the most blatantly political of all the Dead, which is saying a lot. The mad leader, separation of rich and poor, and contamination aspect, makes the movie even more relevant now. It has one hell of a cast, too, including Dennis Hopper, John Leguizamo, the gorgeous Asia Argento, and an awesome cameo by Tom Savini. It also has some graphic gore, that even in its R-rated version pushes studio horror hard. Even if the CGI splatter isn't the best, the awesomeness of the movie, will you have not caring about that aspect.


23. Saw II (2005)- While, the first movie is unquestionably the best in the series, this second entry remains my favorite. It is well paced, tells a twisty and ingenious tale, and expands on the mythology. IE, it does what a great sequel should do. The gore is graphically gruesome, though the scene that will make you wince the most has to be the one in which Amanda (Shawnee Smith) falls in pit of syringes. Speaking of the lovely Ms. Smith kudos for expanding on her role, as well as that of the wonderful Tobin Bell as Jigsaw.



22. Bride of Chucky (1998)- Deciding to go in a more comedic slant, was the best thing this flick could've done. This helped inject new blood and interest in then dying franchise. Ronny (The Bride with White Hair) Yu's stylish and lively directing gives the movie a great look and makes a shit load of fun. The introduction of Tiffany (the sexy as hell Jennifer Tilly) gave the horror world a new horror icon. Throw in some fun lines, wild gore, kick ass metal music, and humor that is actually funny, and you have one of the most cool slashers of the nineties.


21. [Rec] 3: Genesis (2012)- The first [Rec] is, in my humble opinion, the finest of all found footage movies. This third entry is the best of its sequels, and ranks among the most exciting films in the entire subgenre. It moves at a great pace and has some truly bloody gore, including chainsaw mayhem. Plus, it has the impossibly beautiful Leticia Dolera as a the heroic and ass kicking bride to be. Her character and performance makes her a personal favorite.


20. Hatchet II (2010)- I like the first Hatchet, but honestly Hatchet II is the better movie. Even the director/ writer of both, Adam Greene, would agree with this statement. The splatter in this one is way over the top. And, the gorgeous Danielle Harris makes for one of the best final girls of the 2010s. Of course, Kane Hodder is an absolute joy as unstoppable slasher Victor Crowley.



19. Blade II (2002)- Speaking of superior sequels, here is another one. Yes, the first one is a very good movie, but this badass motherfucker expands and tops everything from that classic. The result is one of the best superhero and one of the best action/ horror flicks ever. Guillermo Del Toro directs a fast paced, stylish, and violent adventure with spectacular set-pieces, exhilarating battles, and cool characters. The reapers are some of the best looking monsters in many a horror movie. Snipes is, of course, one cool mofo as the title hero.



18. Happy Death Day 2U  (2019)- The most recent entry on this list is this immensely fun and wild slasher comedy. Some bitch and moan about it going too much into the sci-fi route, but that is precisely what makes it feel fresh and different. Te flick is a funny and energetic good time with the always awesome and beautiful Jessica Rothe returning as Tree.



17. Predator 2 (1990)- Here is a movie that is pure wall-to-wall action and has a shit load of violence and splatter. It also has a great cast and amazing make-up FX by the legandary Stan Winstson. If you wanna read more of my reasons, of why I adore this movie go here.



16. Stepfather 2: Make Room for Daddy (1989)- To put it quite clearly, this film shouldn't be as great as it is. There was never a need to have a sequel to begin with. But, it is the acting that really elevates this way above what it should be. Lovely genre favorites Meg Foster and Caroline Williams are both great in their respective roles. Meanwhile. Terry O'Quinn returning as the title character is fucking awesome. The blood-caked climax is rousing and a shit load of fun. It really is one of the finest slasher sequels ever (unlike the third one which is one of the worst sequels ever...). I reviewed it years ago, if you wanna read more of my thoughts.


15. Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988)- This exciting and ultra-gory sequel manages to take us to an imaginative trip to a hell that is unlike any version of it previously seen. One of the things that I liked about it (as well as the previous and following film) is the more mature take on sex than the slasher movies of its time, as well as its far more gruesome gore. This one really pushes it, especially in its bloody unrated cut. The cenobites are cool as fuck, and the cast, especially the gorgeous Ashley Lawrence as Kristy Cotton (one of horror's best final girls) and Clare Higgins as Julia one of horror's deadliest and sexiest bad girls are truly great.



14. New Nightmare (1994)- Wes Craven's return to the slasher franchise he gave birth to has him go a totally different route by taking the resulting film into the "real" world. The movie isn't just a meta-masterpiece (one made before his own Scream, might I add), but also one of the smartest and deep slasher flicks around. The film also shines in the acting department, especially in the performance of the beautiful Heather Lagenkamp playing "herself".





13. Return of the Living Dead 3 (1993)- After the silly and godawful second entry this one breathed new life into not just this franchise, but zombie movies as a whole. It stepped away from the comedic elements of the previous movies and actually added romance and sexiness into the zombie. It remains the best movie to do that (sorry, Warm Bodies fans!). The stunning Melinda Clarke as the alt-metal zombie babe is pure sex, on top of giving her role a lot of depth and heart. Plus, the gore is graphic and the make-up FX are fucking awesome.


12. Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II (1987)- Speaking of sexy undead ladies, they really don't come much hotter than Mary Lou Maloney. Played by the breathtaking Lisa Schrage, she is one of the few slasher ladies, and, in my humble opinion, the best out of all of them. This sequel really has jack-shit to do with the first movie, beyond taking place also Hamilton High School. Which is fine, cause the first movie is a generic and stupid slasher flick, anyway. This one, on the other hand, is a fun, funny, sexy, sleazy, and gory good time. It's also that rarest of horror movie where the final girl (the beautiful Wendy Lyon) gets topless!

11. Class of 1999 (1990)- A sequel to classic crime drama/ horror movie Class of 1984, this mix action/ sci-fi/ horror and righteous splatter is one of the coolest and most ass kicking flicks of the 90s. One of the things I love about it, is that unlike Mark Lester's own classic first movie, it makes the punk gangs the good guys and the teachers evil. In fact, this time around, the teachers are Terminator style killer robots! The blood letting, especially in the unrated cut, is graphic as fuck, including an awesome bisection. Oddly, this movie got its own sequel, which I honestly have never seen.
 10. Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990)- Joe Dante returns to helm the Gremlins in this phenomenal sequel. If the first movie was more on the horror side of the horror/ comedy equation, then this one is certainly more on the comedy side. And, it accomplishes it so well! The gremlins created by Rick Baker are incredible, including the badass Spider-Gremlin. Gizmo is adorable as ever. Christopher Lee is amazing. Phoebe Cates is back and cute as ever. There is a HOT redhead in Haviland Morris's character. Slayer music is played. The Hulk Hogan cameo is awesome. You know what? I could go on and on, with this movie, as it fucking rules!


9. Phantasm II (1988)- The first Phantasm movie is a masterpiece, a wonderfully original movie. And, while it is the better movie, to me this one is the more fun flick. A wild and gory mix of action horror, it is one of the best times of 80's horror. Quotable quotes, great and imaginative effects, awesome action set-pieces, and gore that pushes the R-rating (the pallbearer's death and the Tall-Man's demise being really highlights) are just some of the reasons to see and love it. It remains the best sequel in the series by fucking far.
8. Frankenstein Must be Destroyed (1969)- The best of all of Hammer's Frankenstein sequels, this one really shows just how evil and truly vile Doctor Frankenstein (Peter Cushing) is. The acting from the cast is excellent, especially from the great Cushing and the beautiful Veronica Carlson. It tells a great story and does so with a steady and deliberate pace.



7. The Devil's Rejects (2005)- Rob Zombie's superior sequel to his own fun-house styled gorefest House of a 1,000 Corpses isn't just his best movie, but one of the best horror movies of the 2000's. Moving away from the lighter and more fantastical aspects of the first film, The Devil's Rejects is a brutal and intense experience with some great acting from the cast, graphic violence, and a great script that makes you question who the hell the heroes and villains really are.




6. A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: The Dream Warriors (1987)- After the barely mediocre second installment, this fun and lively movie breathed back life into the franchise. The movie is highly imaginative and righteously cool. Its FX are awesome and jaw dropping. The cast is quite good and their characters are all really likable and fit the narrative perfectly. Freddy is at his best here falling perfectly between being scary and his funny one-liners. The later sequels would horribly overdo this. It is without a shadow of a doubt the best slasher sequel ever made. And, title song by Dokken fucking rocks!


5. Day of the Dead (1985)- And, from here on in, we enter perfect movie territory. George Romero's third Living Dead flick is a very smart and cerebral zombie movie, perhaps the most so in the sub-genre. The acting and character interactions are strong, here. As always, Romero injection of politics further elevates the material. Yet, it also a full blown gorefest, featuring some of Tom Savini's absolute finest and most gruesome work. An truly fantastic movie that has slowly gained the love it truly deserves.




4. Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn (1987)- I'll never forget the first time I saw this Sam Raimi masterpiece. I stayed up late to catch it on cable. And, I fell in love with it instantly. It was a huge influence on my life and made me want to get into film. The first movie is great, but this one is even better. A perfect mix of style, gore, humor, and horror, all backed up by an unrelenting pace. The FX  are great (especially for its low budget!), and the flicks has one of the greatest heroes in the history of horror in Bruce Campbell's Ash.


3. Bride of Frankenstein (1935)- As great as James Whales own first movie is, this classic is even better. It marries (pun not intended) horror and humor to perfection and adds heart, pathos, and depth to the procedings. The whole cast, give marvelous performances, especially Karloff, here in one of finest acting moments (which is saying a lot!). It also introduces a wonderful new monster in the Bride, who despite her short screen times, makes such an impact. Bride is not just the greatest horror movie of the golden era of cinema, it is one of the greatest movies ever made.

2. Dawn of the Dead (1978)- George Romero returns to zombie world with this amazing mix of horror, action, drama, and politics. It is a glorious, beloved, and often imitated never, ever equaled masterwork. The acting, the dialogue, the story, everything is perfect! Even the bright-red gore works. So that while, the movie wonderfully graphic, it still never feels dark or depressing.



1. Aliens (1986)- I have probably discussed my adoration for this movie here on and social media to the point of exhaustion. But, then it is a truly perfect film. It blows away the first classic and is the definitive mix of action, sci-fi, and horror taking elements of all three genres in their best form possible. It adds heart to unrelenting action and splatter, and manages to be nail-biting, intense, and even scary. The characters are awesome, the acting that brings them to life, amazing. Sigourney Weaver as Ripley is THE greatest final girl, heroine, whatever the fuck you wanna call her, in horror ever. End of fucking story. If you wanna read me go on about my love for this master-classic go here. For now, know this: Aliens fucking rules!!


I want to wish all of you a very happy and safe 4th of July! And, remember to wear a mask if you are gonna be out and about!

Also, stayed tuned for two sequels to this! I'll be doing one on the best overlooked/ underrated sequels and one on the worst! In the meantime, tell me what you think are the greatest horror film sequels in the comments section below.

5/16/2017

Horror Crush: Samantha Phillips

Today, I induct a multi-talented beauty, Samantha Phillips, into this site's Horror Crushes section! One of my long time favorites, Phillips is a truly captivating heartbreaker!
Phillips was born on Feb. 25, 1966 (making her 51) in Savage, Maryland. She is an actress, talk-show host, radio DJ, producer, and model.
WARNING: There are SPOILERS to PHANTASM II contained in this article!
She first caught my eye, and my heart, in her second role, in Don Cosceralli's ass kicking sequel to his own classic, Phantasm II (1988). In it, she played Alchemy. It's an interesting and sexy role. She is picked up by our heroes Micheal and Reggie (James Le Gross and Reggie Banister, respectively), as she is hitchhiking. She also serves as a love interest for Reg, our balding, former ice-cream truck driver turned undead ass-kicker.
At the end, she turns out to be an agent of the evil Tall Man (the late, great Angus Scrimm, of course). Her origins are left up to you. Which is too say: was she always evil? Did she get turned evil by the Tall Man before they pick her up? Did she get turned evil by him, when they left her to go on her merry way, which happens to be how I interrupt it. Is there some other explanation? It's part of the fun of the role, and the film. She is really good, super sexy, and lively in her performance. Phillips has this underlying hint of naughtiness/ evil throughout the movie, that is great, and honestly, really hot!
She is so hot that she actually makes pulling off the side of one's head and revealing their brains, sexy!
And, speaking of sexy, Phillips has an amazing body, which she gives us a good look at in the film. She appears topless and has a wild sex scene with that lucky dude, Reggie. She dry humps him, and we learn that she has a bald dude fetish! As such, she slaps his balding head!! Anytime I watch this, including my first viewing as a kid, I think to myself: that this is either bullshit or if someone as hot as her has this fetish, then being bald, ain't half bad!

Phantasm II is a long time favorite of mine. I don't think it is the best film in the franchise (that would be the wonderfully original and imaginative first film), but it is the most fun. It is without a shadow of a doubt the best of the sequels in the franchise. The film fucking rocks hard and Phillips is a big part of its appeal. On a side note, I would be hard-pressed to not mention the film's lovely female lead Paula Irving, who is a cutie in her own right.
Phantasm II is unarguably her best role and film. She would appear in other genre movies, though. Among them is her second best film, Full Moon's fun Dollman (1991) where she played a character named Tina. I have not seen this movie in ages. And, while I liked it a lot, I can't for the life of me recall her in it. Her next horror project was The Bare Wench Project 2: Scared Topless (2001) from exploitation/ schlockmiester Jim Wynorksi. I have never seen this surely boob filled parody, but she plays Sam in it. She starred in one more movie for Wynorski called Cheerleader Massacre. I actually like his Sorority House Massacre II, so this could be right u my alley. Anyway, Phillips plays Officer Phillips in it, cause why not?
Any of you have any thoughts or info on her post Phantasm II horror roles? Tell in the comments below, if you do! I recall seeing her years later in 1998 on the Playboy TV sexy news show Sexcetera as a reporter for it. In my eternal love of horror and adult entertainment I was soooo happy to see her on it! But, that is a story for another article.
Samantha Phillips is one of the sexiest women to ever grace a horror franchise. She has a beautiful face and a drop-dead, perfectly gorgeous body. Multi-talented and a woman who just exudes sexiness Phillips owns the hearts of anyone who has laid their eyes on her. As such, she is a perfect addition to Horror Crushes!