6/09/2025
Pre-Orders for G.I. Joe Classifieds Budo and Hawk with (M.M.S.) Missile Mobile System Are Up!
Two new G.I. Joe Classified figures just recently became available for pre-order and both are members of the Joe team.
First is Kyle "Budo" Jesso, the G.I. Joe samurai. I had his original 1988 figure. He was one of my favorites cuz he was a fucking samurai and his file card stated that he listened to heavy metal music. As a little metalhead, I thought this was the coolest thing ever! I always had him team-up with Snake-Eyes, Storm Shadow, and Jinx cuz it just made sense for me. I definitely NEED this figure!This Classified figure is an amazing update on said toy. He looks cool and the guns are a nice addition. As cool as he might have been the idea of a freaking samurai being in a military outfit, even one with as many random operatives and specialists as Joe has, was a little on the silly side. I am sure the thought process at Hasbro was well we have ninjas why not a samurai, too! But, I digress. The addition of the guns, one a pistol possibly modified to be a rapid fire gun (based on the extended clip, is how I am guessing) and an assault rifle, makes him more useful and believable. As if he is infantry but also happens to be a samurai!
Are you guys gonna be adding him to your collection? You can do so by going here to order him. And, let me know if you do get him!
The other figure up for pre-order is a deluxe one. It's Clayton "Hawk" Abernathy with M.M.S. (Mobile Missile System).
This is, of course, an update of one of the original Joes. Before he was the commander of the G.I. Joe unit, Hawk was a missile commander, Being one of the original Joes, meant I didn't have him. As while, I watched the toon and read some comics, I didn't start to really collect them till '86. By, which point his character had risen the ranks and become the official leader of the Joes and one of my all time favorite characters in the G.I. Joe universe.
I definitely would love to own him. I mean, aside from my love of Hawk, he looks great. The accessories alone are incredible! And, that M.M.S. looks like it kicks all kinds of ass!
Are you gonna be picking him up? If so you can order him here.
5/27/2025
Horror Crush: Elise Richards
Richards only has two movies to her credit, but before her short lived foray into film acting she appeared in a music video for infamous 80s shock rock/ metal band W.A.S.P. That video was for one of their biggest hit songs "L.O.V.E. Machine". Her scene is short (above), so it's kind of a blink it, and you'll miss sort of deal. Regardless, the video is great, and she fits in well with all the other stunning and sexy ladies in it. Man, don't you miss when metal videos had hot women in skimpy outfits?
Anywho, I already talked about Trick or Treat in my aforementioned Orgolini induction, so I'll just give you the TV Guide (you guys do remember TV Guide right?) style synopsis. Controversial heavy metal rocker Sammi Curr (Fields) comes back from the grave and causes death and mayhem, while young metalhead and fan of his "Ragman" (Mark Price) tries to stop him.
The movie is a lot of fun and is even more awesome then I remember it being. The leads are good and the music, by Fastway, is awesome. Also, we get cameos by hard rock/ metal legends Gene Simmons of Kiss and Ozzy Osbourne. Also also, the recent Synapse 4K is a total must have.
5/25/2025
Horror Crush: Lisa Orgolini
She was born Lisa Athena Orgolini on July 31, 1963 in Los Angeles, California. Orgolini made her acting debut in a made for TV called Paper Dolls in 1982. But, it is her next role that is her most famous one and the reason for her induction here.
That flick is the heavy metal/ horror classic Trick or Treat (1986). Made at the height of the 80s satanic panic tells the tale of Eddie "Ragman" Weinbauer (Mark Price best known for being Skippy on Family Ties) who is a teenaged metalhead. Like many other fellow fans of metal, he is an outcast and is bullied by the high school assholes. Heavy metal rocker Sammi Curr (the late, great Tony Fields) is his idol. He is infamous, due to his onstage performances and graphic lyrics.
But, Sammi has died in a mysterious fire, which has our hero down. He goes down to visit radio DJ Nuke (Kiss' Gene Simmons), who gives him Curr's unreleased album, Songs in the Keys of Death on acetate disc. Nuke has his own copy reel to tape copy to play at midnight on Halloween, just as Curr requested. Anywho, it doesn't take long for Ragman to play the record backwards and what starts as a harmless ways to get back at his bullies, quickly escalates to horrible demon caused injuries, death, and Curr's eventual return from the grave!
Orgolini is wonderful in her role of Leslie Graham. She's a regular and sweet girl who befriends Ragman and likes him! They have good chemistry and make for a cute onscreen couple. Orgolini looks absolutely gorgeous, but also manages to pull off the girl next door thing. Or at least, like I always said, the girl that I always wished lived next door to me. She is so naturally beautiful, that I crushed on her the moment I saw her. But, also this is the part that I can't relate to as no normie girl would ever have liked my metal loving ass. But, hey this is after a movie and not real life, right? Anyways, I especially love Orgolini's look at the Halloween party (above) which is very 80s, and by default, really hot in my book!
She kept on acting till 1998, after which she retired from performing. But. Trick or Treat remained her sole horror film. According to the extra features to that movie's aforementioned 4K release (and it's Blu-ray, as well), she moved to England, where she lives now. As a result, she ain't on the extra features. Which is a little disappointing cuz, I would have loved to hear her thoughts on the film and making of it. Also, I was curious to see what she looked nowadays.
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While, Orgolini only did one horror movie in her relatively short career. it's a classic and favorite among fans who love metal and horror, like myself. She was so good in it and with her beauty and character's sweetness, really embodied the normie girl many of us wish we had met in high school. As such, it is an honor to induct Lisa Orgolini into Horror Crushes!
5/23/2025
Raider of the Lost(?) Rucca Page Scene
All pictures are from their respective owners.
Let me start by saying that in some ways, this post is a little self serving, as I am honestly looking for this scene and would appreciate the help in finding it. But, I also think that Rucca's fellow fans will wanna know themselves, so here we go!So, if you have read the last two times I talked about Rucca Page, you'll know that I mentioned a scene that I love of hers. But, if not, here is the recap. It was on Rodney Moore's website back when I first saw it. But, that was back in the day. For years it has no longer been available online. Or at least. I can't fucking find it. And, remember I am sticking to legit sites so no fucking scum tube porn sites. As, I support and write about the industry and don't want any fucking viruses in my computer.
The scene is a solo one. Rucca, who looks breathtaking from the very second that we see her, walks up to the camera. And, we follow her on her merry way. During this, we get some incredible butt shot of hers that have been living rent free in my head ever since I first saw this. From there, she sits in a bidet and washes her incredible bush. All of this is nuclear level hotness, and it remains that way for the remainder of this scene. Cuz, from there she gets up, sans panties(!!) and goes to her bed to play with herself.
I swear just writing about makes me wish I could watch it right now! As I already said, I saw it ages ago, and it immediately became my personal favorite scene of hers. Which is saying a lot for me, cuz I am such a big fan of hers. It's sexy and slutty, and it's just her, which is perfect in my eyes. She looks beyond gorgeous. Those gorgeous eyes, beautiful smile, flawless face combine with that killer and curvy body with big, natural tits and that round, full, awesome butt of hers add to a vision of perfection. And, since this is under the Horny Hairy Girls banner we get that glorious bush of hers, which is one of the sexiest ever!
Anyways, the main idea behind this article came cuz, I thought I had I finally run into it on Rodney Moore's Horny Hairy Girls site. I was so happy and was like fuck yeah! You can see the screenshot to the right of what I saw. Anyways, when I clicked on the clip for $3.00 link I got, a a information isn't secure dead link page. The trailer does work though, and just watching that I was reminded why I need to rewatch and own this scene! And, before you ask, if you go to Rucca Page's section on his site, yes you get all her scenes. But, not this one sadly.
Anyways, maybe I should be happy and just leave it as is. But, I figured that this might be my last recourse. They say if you really want something to just send out to the universe, and you'll get it! Or something like that. Anyways, here we go, universe! And, remember universe, I would like scene to watch, buy, and own legally, as it should be. If this doesn't happen, then hey it just gave an excuse to write another post on one of the most beautiful and smoldering women to ever grace skin cinema. And, that, in of itself, is worth something.
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5/16/2025
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4/29/2025
Chiller Theatre April 2025
This past weekend of April 25-27 was the latest edition of the April edition of Chiller Theatre. My friends and I went on that Saturday the 24th, and we had a truly epic time! The weather was kinda crappy with rain, including at least one down pour, but none of that ruined what was one of the greatest times of the year!
The first celeb that I went up was George Milhalka, the director of the awesome Canadian slasher My Bloody Valentine. He was really nice in person, talking to my friend Freddie and I for a bit. We learned that he is a fellow, big Vincent Price fan!Up next for me was the lovely Suki Goodwin of the underrated and atmospheric Hell Night. Starring Linda Blair this 80's favorite is a good time to be had. Goodwin was a total babe in that movie, and she was definitely one of the people I was most pumped to meet. I am happy to say that she was awesome to meet! She is very sweet and still gorgeous.
Speaking of people that I was dying to meet the next two celebs, I didn't get a pic with. But, I got their autograph. First up was legendary heavy metal guitarist George Lynch. The former lead guitarist of Dokken and various other bands, including Lynch Mob, his horror connection comes through the classic title track "Dream Warriors", from A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 3: Dream Warriors. And, let me tell you he was THE most awesome guest of the weekend! He was funny, friendly, and cool as fucking hell! He joked with me and told me some wild and awesome tales, including that classic tale of Dokken snorting coke off of the Freddy glove on the set of the classic video for the aforementioned "Dream Warriors"! Seriously, Lynch fucking rocks!
I did the same with another celeb I was dying to meet. He was the one, that excited me the most the minute they announced him: Muse Watson. He's best known for playing Ben Willis the Fisherman of I Know What You Did Last Summer. He was nice in person, and seemed to be taken back by all the love that his classic slasher character has.
And, speaking my autographs here are all that I got at this show:
Hell Night: Suki Goodwin
Queens of Scream/ I Know What You Did Last Summer: Muse Watson
Nightmare on Elm Street Collection/ A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 3: Dream Warriors: George Lynch
My Bloody Valentine: George Milhalka
The Exorcist Regan head above is one of only two remaining heads actually from the classic movie! These props come courtesy of The Witch's Dungeon. My friend's and I seriously need to go to this museum dedicated to classic horror and sci-fi!
Two of the actresses from Pitch Perfect were signing at Chiller. And, that night they were chilling at the party/ bar with their own friend. The other actress, Alexis Knapp, left early that night. But, Hana Mae Lee and their friend hung longer. My friend Alan and I got a pic with Lee. She and her friend were really awesome and down to earth. Lee also commented that she liked my look and told me to check out her goth band, Grave Condition.
From director Pete Jacelone's booth: Psycho Sisters (1998)
Got a copy of the latest issue of Screem magazine, which got me a free copy of Dick Tracy: RKO Pictures Collection:
This was another epic Chiller, and I already wish it was October for the next edition! Who among you went this weekend? What were your favorite memories? Let me know in the comments section below!


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