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6/14/2025

Another Batch of G.I. Joe Classified Preorders Are Ready!

It was only a few days that I told you guys about Budo and Hawk with the M.S.S. being available for preorder. Well, now we have a couple of new G.I. Joe Classified figures also up for preorder, including one never before available in the original line!

That figure is the G.I. Joe Trooper on Retro Cardback. Affectionally known as the "Green Shirts" by fans these guys were the generic troopers in the Joe team. They were really only seen in the earliest seasons of the Sunbow cartoon. They weren't in the comic., cuz the idea was if the Joe team are all elite specialists, why would they also have grunts (not talking about Grunt, himself, obviously)? But, I think they are needed as cannon fodder. After all, you can't kill main characters, but like nameless Vipers, you can blow these guys to the great beyond!


 


I love the swappable extra hands and heads, and that he is well armed with a knife, pistol, sub-machine gun, and the classic Sunbow laser rifle. I definitely would like to have him, especially cuz good guys gotta die in the battlefield, too.






These guys are of course great for troop building. Are you guys gonna be getting him? Are you gonna use him to troop build? Let me know in the comments section below. Either way, you can get him by preordering here



Up next, we got another troop builder figure, this time for Cobra. It's the classic B.A.T. figure also on a Retro Cardback. I did have the original B.A.T., and he was one of my favorite figures as a kid. He was so cool. I played with him a lot, deploying him against my Joes countless of times. Funny, thing is I have all the variants in the current Classified line (Crimson Guard, Python Patrol, and Iron Grenadier. The Artic one has been on preorder for me for two years, I think.), but not the regular Classified B.A.T. So, I definitely NEED this one!

I absolutely love the blaster FX included here. You get fire for the flame thrower and a laser effect for laser blaster. It looks like you could also affix it to the pistol. Though, I always imagined that was a regular bullet firing gun. Either way it's an awesome feature and what really sold me on this one! The damaged front piece and head are always nice addition, as well.





Are you guys gonna be adding him to your collection? You can do so by ordering him here

If you want both of them you can get a SET OF 2 by preordering them here. Or, if you wanna troop build, you can get of 2 OF EACH, FOR A SET OF 4 TOTAL by ordering them here. And, since the total of those four comes out to more $79 ($99.99 to be exact), you get free shipping! Free shipping is cool as hell!

The final preorder is for a two-pack of Sgt. Slaughter & Felix "Mercer" Stratton. As a wrestling and Joe fan, Slaughter has always been one of my favorites in the line. I already have the the version of him from Mad Marauders, which is an AMAZING figures, and one of my favorite Classifieds. This one looks to be based on the version that came with the Warthog in the Real American Hero line, which I owned and loved. He comes packaged with Mercer, who in the classic line was one of three in a pack of Slaughter's Renegades. While, I never had that set, he was always my fav of them. I love his backstory, as he is a former Viper. He looks so cool, with his visors and his no-Cobra patch on his vest!


Both of them come armed to the teeth, with a combination of a revolver, sub-machine gun, M-16 with rocket launcher attachment, grenade launcher, and knifer for Slaughter. And, for Mercer, we got a knife, pistol with suppressor,  and two assault rifles. On top of that, we get alt-heads (LOVE the head with the whistle!) and hands, hats, and more!











Man, what a set! I definitely need this! You guys feeling this way, too? If so, you can order them here

Which, of these is your favorite? I think the B.A.T., is mine. Which ones are you guys getting? Let me know in the comments section below! And, Yo Joe!!

6/11/2025

Heaven Shall Burn Team Up with Old Friend Jesse Leach of Killswitch Engage for "Numbered Days" Cover



WATCH "NUMBERED DAYS" VISUALIZER
PRE-ORDER "HEIMAT"

HEAVEN SHALL BURN TEAM UP WITH OLD FRIENDS FOR THEIR COVER OF "NUMBERED DAYS" FEATURING JESSE LEACH OF KILLSWITCH ENGAGE — WATCH

 TAKEN FROM NEW ALBUM HEIMAT OUT JUNE 27 VIA CENTURY MEDIA 

BRITTA GÖ
RTZ FROM HIRAES FILLING IN ON VOCALS FOR UPCOMING LIVE SHOWS

Following their tradition of covering some of their favorite and most influential tracks featuring members of the original, Heaven Shall Burn are releasing "Numbered Days" (Feat. Jesse Leach of Killswitch Engage).

Check out the visualizer that is accompanying the celebration of the friendship between the bands here


Bonus points for anyone catching the title of one of Heaven Shall Burn's classics in the lyrics.

The band comments, "Killswitch Engage are THE metalcore band! When we heard 'Numbered Days' for the very first time, it totally blew us away. It was clear that something new was brewing up. No other band has influenced this style of music more and interpreted it better. Just because the guys have been very good friends for many years doesn't mean you can't pay tribute to this great band. We hope the song means as much to you as it does to us!"

Leach further adds, "All of us are honored by Heaven Shall Burn covering 'Numbered Days.' That song truly kicked off an album for us that would change our lives. All these years later to have people still resonate with our music means the world to us. Now to have a band like Heaven Shall Burn cover it 23 years later is really wild! Grateful and very stoked to have been a part of the reshaping of this song and to hear someone else's take on it!"

Make sure to catch Killswitch Engage on their upcoming European tour, because "Numbered Days" isn't the only song from this legendary band that had a lasting impact on modern extreme music.

Another pending question is finally answered: After Heaven Shall Burn had to cancel some shows due to their singer Marcus Bischoff suffering from a severe infection of his vocal chords, the band is happy to announce that Britta Görtz from HIRAES will be filling in. "We have a plan!" says Bischoff. "Britta from HIRAES will fill in for me at the upcoming shows, so tomorrow in Kufstein as well as next weekend! Give her a warm welcome, show her what HSB fans are made of and make the shows something very special in the band's history! We are really looking forward to it! Things are already looking better for me, too! Your Molle and the HSB guys!"

 Get well soon and welcome Britta!


Photo Credit: Candy Welz

"Heimat" = German for "home/homeland/native land" — a term that merely refers to a relationship between people and spaces but has nevertheless always been highly emotionally charged. Often misused, it sometimes causes discomfort, lively discussions, and battles over interpretation.

Guitarist Maik Weichert comments, "Heimat is not meant as the narrow-minded end point in the sense it has been used by agitators and populists, but the starting point for observations and perspectives. The album is about a much wider sense of the term 'Heimat': The homelands for many different people and also about the spiritual home, something that shapes and determines our thoughts and actions."

Heaven Shall Burn took their time with the follow-up to Of Truth And Sacrifice, which reached No. 1 on the Official German Album Charts in 2020. Heimat was produced at the band's own studio, The Dude Ranch, which is run by guitarist Alexander Dietz. As in the past, Danish producer Tue Madsen took care of the mixing and mastering.

The Thuringians enlisted the renowned artist Eliran Kantor for the artwork, who previously crafted the artwork for Of Truth And Sacrifice. The centerpiece of the impressive triptych is a rearing stag — in its roaring variant a classic motif of wildlife painting, the epitome of kitsch and trivial art from the 19th and 20th centuries and interpreted by some as a symbol of patriarchy and capitalist competition, but here placed as a vital allegory of resistance amid an apocalyptic scene. He is flanked by a hunting lynx and a watchful owl, which complete the highly symbolic artwork concept as further elements of the triptych. As with Of Truth And Sacrifice, Heaven Shall Burn worked together with composer, producer and director Sven Helbig and conductor Wilhelm Keitel, this time supported by the Mondëna Quartet and the Ukrainian Sophia Chamber Choir.


Cover Art: Eliran Kantor
Heimat will be released on June 27 by the band's long-standing label partner Century Media.
Heimat will be available in the following formats:
*Ltd. Deluxe Triple-Gatefold transp. red-blue splattered 2LP+CD (album on 45rpm + Keinen Schritt zurück -EP)
*Ltd. Deluxe 2CD+Blu-ray Mediabook (+ Live at Summer Breeze 2024 Blu-ray + Keinen Schritt zurück -EP)
*Ltd. transp. light blue-red splattered LP (500) available from Heaven Shall Burn (SOLD OUT)
*Ltd. Side A/B split (red&black) LP (500) available from Heaven Shall Burn on live shows
*Ltd. deep blood red LP (300) available from Heaven Shall Burn
*Ltd. olive green LP (300) available from Heaven Shall Burn 
*Ltd. transp. sun yellow LP (500) available from cmdistro.de and various Indie retailers
*Ltd. orange LP (300) available from Impericon
*Ltd. transp. green LP (300) available from EMP who also carry options with a wooden canvas (30cm x 30cm)
*Black LP
*Standard CD Jewelcase
*Digital album (+ Keinen Schritt zurück -EP)

Pre-order the album here.
HEIMAT TRACK LISTING:
"Ad Arma"
"War Is The Father Of All"
"My Revocation Of Compliance"
"Confounder"
"Empowerment"
"A Whisper From Above"
"Imminence"
"Those Left Behind"
"Ten Days In May"
"Numbered Days" (Feat. Jesse Leach of Killswitch Engage)
"Dora"
 "A Silent Guard"
"Inter Arma" 

KEINEN SCHRITT ZURÜCK EP TRACK LISTING:
"Keinen Schritt zurück" (Feat. Donots)
"Schweineherbst" (Feat. Dÿse)
"Eisenkopf"
"Destroy Fascism"

HEAVEN SHALL BURN have already released three singles and videos taken from Heimat:
"My Revocation of Compliance" video 
"Confounder" video  
"Empowerment" video

Don't miss their exclusive release shows in clubs and festival appearances in Europe. More info here.
HEAVEN SHALL BURN ARE:
Marcus Bischoff — Vocals
Maik Weichert — Guitar
Alexander Dietz — Guitar
Eric Bischoff — Bass
Christian Bass — Drums


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6/10/2025

Ranking the Scenes of Kya Dakota, the Voluptuous Goddess (Rodney Moore Edition)

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Former adult performer Kya Dakota is one of the most gorgeous women ever, hands down. I said that when I first mentioned her in the top ten of my list of the Top 40 Underrated Beauties that Shot for Rodneyvision (Mostly Non-Hairy Girl Edition). But, it bares mentioning again cuz she absolutely is just that! Kya is breathtaking in her beauty and sexy as fucking hell. And, honestly working on this piece was not only a lot of fun, but it made me an even bigger fan of hers than before, which is saying a lot! 

Kya was born on July 16, 1980 in Las Vegas, Nevada. And, as I mentioned in that link above, she began her career having shot some BBW content for XGirls.com under the name Tyler Banks. She would go on to lose some weight and become even more stunning than before! I am not into tall chicks, for the most part, but she is an absolute smoke show! She stands at 5'11" and weighed 185 lbs. Her incredible measurements come in at 42F-36-40. As such, she has some of the most perfect boobs you are ever likely to see. Her long, incredible, and shapely legs are works of art. Her big butt looks great and her snatch is hot, especially when she keeps her bush, which is thankfully most of the time. Then, there is her face which is one of the most naturally stunning you are likely to see in adult cinema or anywhere else.  

While she lost said weight, Kya took some time off. When, she returned, she would go to shoot four scenes for/ with Rodney Moore. All were amazing and hotter than the fiery pits of hell! But, which one is the hottest? Well, I have ranked all of these barn burners, with THE absolute hottest taking the top spot, of course. As, always I have included links to where you can legally see each scene. So sit back and enjoy the work of this vision of beauty personified!

4. Scale Bustin' Babes 44- We begin our countdown with this smoldering scene. In it, Kya plays a maid from a topless cleaning service. Rodney has hired help, and she is the beauty that is sent. 

Rodney asks her increasingly naughtier requests. Always letting her know that he'll pay her extra for doing what he asks. First asking her to taker off her bottom, as well. She says she shouldn't but agrees to do so. Then he asks if he can pleasure himself while watching her. Then it's can he grab her boobs and, of course, then it leads to fucking. 
Some good fucking and sucking ensues. She gives amazing head. The doggy style and reverse cowgirl are definite highlights. An even hotter highlight, is the money shot, as he splooges all over her huge, real boobs. She rubs her beautiful face between her cum covered knockers. And, just like that, you'll be splooging, too. And, with her naughty smile, falling in love with her, as well!
This is such a fun and sexy scene. I love the banter between them as it sets up the sex. It's playful and a real turn on. Kya looks incredible in that maid outfit. It does a great job of showing off her gorgeous, thick, and long legs. And, make no bones about it, she has some of the best legs anywhere. I love when Rodney mentions how great her legs are! Her ass looks delicious in that skirt, too. Of course, it also shows off her cleavage. And, that stunning, perfect face of hers looks adorable with pig-tails. Her smile and gorgeous eyes will make you melt. Yeah, this is hot stuff, and it's the one ranked lowest, so just imagine just how fucking hot the next three are!!

3. Top Heavy Tarts 22- Of course, this natural beauty would appear in an installment of Rodney's big, natural boob series. And, it comes in the form of this tasty scene!

In this smoldering good time, our breathtaking goddess, Kya plays a woman who goes to Rodney so that he can shoot a revenge boudoir video of her. You see she is a virgin, and she made her boyfriend hold off sex till they got married. But, he couldn't take the wait any longer and dumped her. So, now she needs to shoot this sexy video that she will hand to him, herself.
She starts off taking her clothing and slipping into a sexy, see through outfit, then her bra and panties. Rodney is immediately taken by her naturally huge and beautiful titties. And, soon the bra comes off, as she gets gloriously naked! She has also bought a vibrator, which she begins to seductively suck on. Rodney gives her some advice after she asks for it. So, she adds some spit to the sucking, as it all gets hotter and hotter!
He soon convinces her, that if she really wants to get her revenge, she should fuck him on camera. Cuz, of course, that has to happen, right? She blows him and, holy shit, is she ever good at that! It's a sexy moment, which is followed by Rodney going down on her. Then they fuck, including a screen melting doggy style scene. He blows his load on her stunning face. And, she just looks so sexy and slutty as she smiles. She then gets up and walks to the bathroom, as the camera lovingly follows her ass. In the bathroom, Kya washes off the cum, and even this is hot!
Holy fuck is this scene ever fire! The setup is great and lends itself to a nuclear hot good time. It starts off sexy and gets more sexy and dirty as it goes on. The fact is that it remains steamy and spank your monkey worthy till the very last frame!
Kya, of course, looks gorgeous. From her more conservative look at first to her wearing and less and less clothing, she is a sight to behold. Captivating in her natural beauty, with her incredible body, flawless face, and her inherit sexy and nasty performance all adds to pure perfection!

2. MILF and Honey 21- The runner-up is this sexy and delicious bit of fun from Rodney's MILF series.

The setup is a fun one. Kaya has come over to look at Rodney's old washer and dryer, which he wants to replace with a new pair. She's there to the measurements and help him with ordering them. By the way, I love the upskirts we get as she looks at his set!! Anyways, after she is done, he tells her that she would be perfect for an ad he is shooting. After, she says yes, Kya sits on the couch to audition for it.
It's a phone sex ad! I mean what else did you expect it to be?! She dirty talks, which she is very sexy and playful at doing. But, this scene only gets more and more yummy from here! Cuz, as we would expect she disrobes more and more, in an increasingly tantalizing manner!
Of course, from here we go into some HOT sucking and fucking. The action is sexy, fiery, playful, and dirty, as it should be. The cum shot has Rodney splooging on her crotch. She tastes and sabers his seed, seductively licking her lips!!!
Kaya looks spectacular throughout. Her natural beauty is on full display. She truly has one of the most gorgeous faces ever, and her body is absolutely perfect. Her boobs and legs are, once again, to die for. And, again, that ending just caps it off perfectly. Truly an amazing and unforgettable, monkey spanking good time.


1. Horny Hairy Girls 45- This is it. This THE hottest scene Kya ever shot. And, holy shit, is this scorcher ever pure fire. From its first few frames until the very end this one melts the screen!!

The scene starts with a close-up of the upper half of Kya's face, focusing on her beautiful eyes. We notice that this time, she has black hair with red streaks, and it looks exquisite on her!! She is talking on the phone, and telling her friend she just made her fantasy come true. That fantasy being the only girl in a gang bang. She's tells her that all these guys came all over her. The camera slowly pans down on her beautiful body, as the lower half of her face and neck, huge and amazing boobs, belly, and her sexy bush are dripping with splooge (OK, it's obviously make-up but it is still really hot and boner causing). She is smiling and sounds so hot, but also tells the friend that one of the dudes flaked on her and didn't show up. The thing is she is still horny! I swear I was crushing so hard on her here!!
Our voluptuous goddess hears the doorbell, and she tells her friend it might be that other guy. She puts on her clothing, a barely there top and bottom. This two piece looks so hot on her, especially as she doesn't clean up the cum on herself, while at the same time, really showing off her incredible God-given curves. It's Rodney, of course, who got into some trouble on the road. But, she lets him know that it's fine cuz, she is still horny! He is excited about this (I mean how could he not be?!), just requesting that she gets the man goo cleaned off herself (understandable!).
Kya does just that heading into her bathroom. There she cleans herself, and she makes this come off (pun not intended) so hot! Rodney mentions how nice her bush looks and how he loves bush. And, yeah, no doubt about it, hers is incredible! She then heads back to her couch, as he follows her.
And, soon Kya starts to blow Rodney. As he pulls on her hair, we see that it is a wig, as her blonde hair reveals itself. Either way this woman is breathtaking! Fuck the way she smiles as the wig comes off, is sexy as hell, all its own!
The hot, and do mean HOT oral sex leads to her getting fucked on the couch. We then get more fucking on the floor and more sucking, too. She is an amazing performer, making every second here guaranteed to make your Mr. Happy very fucking happy! Rodney gives her a massive facial, as she licks her lips seductively while dripping with goo. This woman is beyond incredible!! She then gets up and goes to the bathroom, fully nude, as we get one more shot of her glorious butt. There she cleans herself up smiling and looking naughty and stunning. Like I said earlier, even in its final frames this is FIRE!!!
This scene has been my favorite of hers since I first saw it. And, am glad to own it on DVD, even if it cost a little more than the usual porn DVD. Her beauty is exceptional and on full display here. Those perfect boobs, truly sexy bush, killer legs, and nice, big ass are all incredible. But, it is that beautiful face, and those gorgeous eyes along with that sexy smile that seals the deal.
Combine that with her hot and slutty performance and screen melting setup and fantasy and you have her best work. Which, as I hoped you've garnered from this write-up, saying a lot! 

Kya's work and scenes are among some of the greatest I have ever seen and enjoyed! Oh, might I add, her work is worth enjoying many, many, many times over! I really loved writing this piece on her. And, while I have no clue what she is doing now, I hope she is happy and well. Are you fan of this full figured and natural goddess? If so let me know, in the comments section below. Or is this the first time you have heard of her and if so will you be checking her out now?