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9/28/2011

The 50 Most Beautiful Asian Porn Stars Ever, pt. 4: 20-11

20. Charmane Star- Breath-taking beauty. That is one of the best ways to describe this ravishing woman. Of Filipino decent, this lovely goddess has been in many porno films, but has also done some mainstream work, and of course, feature danced. She was in Black Dynamite and in the video for "That's How I Go" by Baby Bash with Lil Jon and Mario. Regardless in what I see her in, Charmane's beauty always manages to captivate me.



19. Kyanna Lee- This Cambodian beauty has a booty to die for. She combines her beautiful face, sexy skin tone, and lovely, long hair with a down-to-earth and sweet personality, Kyanna has been a favorite of mine, ever since the first time that I saw her online. She's quite simply awesome!




18. London Keyes- Sexy. Gorgeous. Stunning. Seductive. These are all words that can be used to describe this popular porn babe. Her naturally curvy body is the stuff wet dreams are made of. And, her scenes are always fucking awesome. In all, she is one of the best porn stars currently working in the biz.




17. Nyomi Marcela- It can be argued for hours on end, which is the hotter Marcela sister. To be honest, either or would be a good answer. For, whatever reason, I slightly prefer Nyomi, but you gotta understand that we are talking about two girls sharing perfect genes. Possessing a beautiful face, perky boobs, and a nice ass, this Indonesian honey was one hell of a sex performer. And, when two the sisters got together. Holy fuck. It was a dream cum true!!!!




16. Asia Carrera- Legend. There is no better way to describe this stunning babe. One of the 90s busiest porn stars, Asia, who is of Japanese and German decent, starred in countless of films with many of the era's biggest and brightest stars. She is also a member of Memsa with an IQ of 156. She did her own site, working on the code and pics, herself. This mix of sex, beauty, and brains will always make her her stand out as one of the greatest stars to ever grace pornography with her presence.


15. Tia Tanaka- Oh my God, this Vietnamese-American woman is so beautiful that words couldn't possibly do her any real honest-to-God justice. She has what has to be one of the most beautiful faces I have ever seen anywhere, be it porn or anything else. Her tight, little body and sexy ass will make you go insane from lust.





14. Lily Thai- Lily is this blog's first Hot Asian Girl of the Month, ever. It's an honor she will always hold. From the minute I saw her in a scene with Loni, I was captivated by her. Every single time I have seen her since then, she has always been hot as fucking hell. With a tight, little body, an awesome as hell ass, and one of the most lovely faces she made sure she got your attention. The piercings are an added bonus. And, then she further held your attention, and hard-on, with smoldering sex. The fact that her beautiful pussy could squirted cemented the deal. She is gearing up for a comeback, which I, honest to God, cannot wait for. I wish her the best of luck, but I know she will succeed. Why? Cause, without a shadow of a doubt Lily is one of porn's very best!


13. Jandi Lin- Back when I first mentioned Jandi, in this blog, I mentioned just how big a fan of hers I was. While she in the industry for a very short period of time, I was completely enamored by her. This Hawaiian born babe has such pretty face and those tattoos are hot as fuck!! I also liked her short, hair. Very sexy in my book. As were her scenes. Think about this, she was in the biz for roughly a year, and she ranks this high on this list. That tells you a lot about the impact she made on me, how beautiful she is, and what a great porn star she was.



12. Kobe Tai- This Taiwanese/ Japanese vision of beauty is one of the greatest Vivid girls, EVER. Tiny, sexy, and exotic (in comparison to the other girls she worked with) she stood in a sea of interchangeable, surgically enhanced blonde chicks. She was also a dynamo when it came to fucking. One of the 90s most popular stars she did a brief return to on camera fucking for the classic Jenna Loves Kobe in 2003. She has also sang back-up vocals for Marilyn Manson in the song "New Model No. 15" form Mechanical Animals. Another memorable appearance from her was as the stripper who gets accidentally killed in the awesome, dark comedy Very Bad Things. I actually remember getting all happy as I saw that film in the movies and saw this hottie on the big screen!


11. Jessica Bangkok- This goddess has one of THE sexiest bodies I have ever seen. With curves that will drive you crazy form how amazing they are, Jessica stands as one of THE greatest and hottest porn honeys staring in movies, right now. Any time she is in a scene you know will be nasty and HOT. No wait hot is not good enough a word to describe her scenes. If you know of a word that is stronger than nuclear, then that word would be the optimum word to describe her fuck scenes. She is all natural and completely perfect. Oh, and in person, she is even more amazing. Yes, you read that right, even more amazing, in person. Trust me on this!!


6/29/2010

Thundar the Barbarian: The Most Badass Toon of the 80s

Do any of you recall an 80s Saturday morning cartoon by the name of Thundarr the Barbarian? Obviously, I do. If any of you don't, you should check it out. It airs at 11PM on the Boomerang network. I loved this show as a kid. It was pretty cool and freaky. Without a shadow of a doubt it had THE best intro, possibly in all of cartoon history. I know it freaked me out as a kid!


Now clearly this did not happen in 1994 (thank God!), but that was enough to get me interested. Thundarr was a badass, even if he was a clearly "inspired" by He-Man and Conan and his sun sword a rip-off of the light saber. his companion Ookla the Mok was a rip-off of Chewbaca, but he was fucking cool! And, Princess Ariel was a hottie with magical powers. In this future where magic and "super-science" ruled, Thundarr was the hero that whooped the baddies' asses. The bad guys including: monsters, mutants, aliens, robots, etc. But, he really had an issue with wizards. I am guessing The Wizard of Oz would be better off not meeting him, well for his sake anyways!

Thundarr also loved saying his catch phrases like "Demon dogs!" (uhh, maybe he once had a bad run-in with the Terror Dogs, from Ghostbusters?) and "Lords of light!" (which sounds like a really crappy techno band or shitty power metal group, you choose). While, he never killed anyone in the cartoon (duh!); I would like to think that he would have. I mean he is a fucking Barbarian for crissakes!

I loved the fact that our civilization was in ruins and it's remnants, like world famous buildings and structures, were featured predomintally. It added to the coolness factor.

Anyways, I've been thinking about this, how's about making this into a feature film? Now, if I could make it, I would make as badass as possible. I would cast the following for the lead roles:

HHH as Thundarr- I ain't sure if his age is right, but he has the right look for the character. Besides didn't he wanna play Conan the Barbarian? Well, this is the next best thing!








Nyomi Marcella as Princess Ariel- Now, I realize that no one would ever hire a porn star to play a role based on a kid's toon, but fuck 'em! This is my fucking cast! I am a long time fan of the beautiful Ms. Marcela (her sister is, of course, the beautiful Jade Marcella, who is retired from the biz), and she has THE perfect look for the role! I mean she is damn enchanting without using any magic. And, she'd look AMAZING in THAT outfit!!!!!!!!!




Vin Diesel as Ookla the Mok- His best role is still voicing a robot in The Iron Robot so this could be his second best role! But, make it a suit, like Chewbaca. No CGI Ookla, that would suck Mok cock.



So, there you have my cast. I doubt that Ruby Spears (who made and put out the toon) would approve of it, but who the fuck cares? And, I do realize that this cast would never win any Oscars, but it's not meant to be Citizen Kane. It's a fantasy/ sci-fi story about a barbarian with an energy sword who is friends with a large, fuzzy man-monster (and, no I don't mean the A-Train or Ron Jeremy!) and a hot witch princess. In other words, it is pure fucking gold! At the very least can we please have the complete series released as a DVD set?!

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1/09/2009

Asian Fever: Fortune Cookies



Title: Asian Fever: Fortune Cookies
Studio: Hustler
Cast: Nymoi Marcella, Kiwi Ling, Lana Croft, Lielani, Christina Aguchi

The first scene, of five, has the beautiful Leilani start of by getting all hot and horny, then a dude does her. Leilani has a truly beautiful face and is one of most gorgeous women in this disc. This is a good scene that sets the banner high for the rest of film. She gives the dude a good BJ and the ensuing sex is really hot. He cums on her tongue, and she proceeds to play with it in an ending that will have your Incredible Hulk busting out from your trousers!

As hot as that scene is the next one is even hotter, if you can believe it! It has Christina Aguchi, a woman I to find to be super sexy and really turns me. She looks hot as the sun dressed in a red corset. A dude porks her on a couch. The scene is sexy and hot through out, and Christina is just an awesome performer. The money shot to her tongue is good and ends this one nicely.

Next we have the stunning Lana Croft, one of my favorites, touching herself by pool and looking delicious. A guy comes in and fucks her. This scene starts off good but never really gets off, so to speak. I have seen much better scene with Lana, but she still looks great. In the end, she gets a load on her boobs.

My fav babe in the film is cover beauty, Nyomi Marcella. I am a HUGE fan of the Marcella sisters, and the cover alone could have sold me on buying this one. It turns out her scene is pretty decent, as well. While, not as hot as the first two scene, the scene still delivers the goods. This is no small part to Ms. Marcella, who not only looks absolutely stunning, but fucks like a winner. She gets a big facial at the awesome end.

The last scene has Kiwi Ling. She is curvy, but I don't like her as much as the other girls in the film. Still, I do find her to be quite attractive, and there is something really slutty and sexy about her that I like. The scene, itself, is good, but, in the end, is not that special. She takes the load on her chest. Maybe, if it had ended up on her face, I would have enjoyed it more.

The disc does look great and is in widescreen. The sound is awesome as well. In extra-land, we get nice behind the scenes interviews with all the lovely ladies. All of the interviews are pretty entertaining. Of note, the girl in the last scene, Kiwi, says she was an escort before going in the porn biz. Nyomi is so fucking beautiful that she turned me on just from laughing and answering questions. Also, a turn on was seeing Christina Auguchi, who is a major tease and knows how to play to the camera. I love that girl! It should be noted that Lielani looks even more beautiful in her interview, as if that could be possible! There is also a good photo slide show and some trailers for other Hustler flicks.

In all this has its' flaws, but thanx to three stellar scenes, it worth checking out. I promise your fortune will be good if you get this film!

3 out of 4 Woodies

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