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12/29/2017

The 10 Best Movies of 2017

Another year of great movies draws to a close. Making this list took a lot of redoing and re-configuring, cause there were so many awesome and wonderful movies that were released. Most kick ass of all was just how great a year for horror movies this was! I believe this is the year when the most amount of horror movies have made this list. And, while there were some good superhero movies only one made the top 10, while the latest Star Wars did not. In fact, that movie is not even getting an honorable mention (good movie but not great by stretch of the word). Anyway, without any more time being wasted here we go:

Honorable Mentions:
Return to Return of Nuke 'Em High AKA Vol. 2
Happy Death Day
Wonder Woman
War for the Planet of the Apes
The Void
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
John Wick Chapter 2


10. The Devil's Candy- Perhaps the most chilling horror movie of the year, this masterpiece of metal and terror further cements Sean Bryne as one of the new masters of the genre. My full review: http://themastergio.blogspot.com/2017/08/the-devils-candy-review.html







9. Get Out- A smart and timely horror movie that is rightfully being hailed as a future classic. It racked a killing at the box office and earned much deserved critical acclaim. By adding the voice of writer/ director Jordan Peele, the genre earned itself the type of social commentary that hearkens back to the days of George Romero. The smart, contemporary, socially aware, and, at times funny, script is one of the best in the genre this year. The excellent acting from the whole cast manages to bring it all to excellent, cinematic life.





8. Raw- This smart and excellently acted horror flick is one of the year's finest foreign movies. It may not be as graphic as some other French horror movies, but it still manages to shock and, at times, repulse. The intelligent script produces a movie that is dramatically pleasing, eye raising, and, even a little sexy. In all, the finest European horror flick, in the last few years.




7. Better Watch Out- This horror flick turns the home invasion movie on its ears and the results are one of the best Christmas horror movies ever made. It also happens to have one of the best final girls of the year in the form of the lovely Olivia DeJonge playing Ashley. This is one I will be adding to my yearly holiday viewings, for sure!







6. Baby Driver- Fun, exciting, stylish, and, even romantic, this action flick is one of the coolest movies in many a moon. The plot moves along wonderfully and it is filled to the brim with great characters and the priceless interactions between them. Our hero is especially likable and the added babedom of Lily James and Eiza Gonzalez makes this one even nicer to look at. Edgar Wright's finest movie since Shaun of the Dead.






5. Logan- Calling something one of the best superhero movies of the year, at this point sounds like hyperboyle. But, in the case of Logan it is not. Smart, moving, and compelling, this violent and bloody take on the now old in age  Wolverine excites and gets the blood going. It is also prone to make you cry. With wonderful performances by Hugh Jackman and Patrick Stewart, this is the perfect ending to this version of the character.






4. Blade Runner 2049- Making a sequel to one of the greatest sci-fi movies ever made is one hell of a task to take on. Thankfully, this movie very satisfyingly delivers on that front, giving us the one of the finest science fiction movies in the last few years. It is also the most beautiful movie released this year. It did not do well at the box office, but then, this movie never really was going to. Regardless, it is the film we Blade Runner fans have wanted for decades. In all, a true modern masterpiece.



3. The Shape of Water- Guillermo del Toro's beautiful, moving, and romantic monster/ love movie is the Creature from the Black Lagoon movie that we have always wanted to be made. Created with love and reverence and featuring flawless fx and acting, this is one his finest movies. A film that will surely get better with age, and that teaches us that the worst and scariest monster is man.





2. Gerald's Game- A masterfully acted and directed adaptation of one of my favorite Stephen King books that might be the greatest Netflix movie, ever. It is certainly one of the greatest King movies. My full review: http://themastergio.blogspot.com/2017/10/gerald-game-review.html








1. It- It is one of the absolute best adaptations of a Stephen King book, ever, and as such, caused a killing at the box office. With plot and characters that hold your attention and grabs your fucking throat throughout, it is easy to see why. It is a near perfect film, one that will surely hold its place in horror classic cinema in the years to come. With some of the finest acting from a cast of kids ever, and an excellent villain in Bill Skarsgard's Pennywise, it has already given itself a piece in modern pop culture. I was blown away after seeing it and that feeling has not changed one fucking bit. With two Stephen King flicks holding the top and second spot, this is the year that King came back, baby!

12/04/2017

The 70 Hottest Babes of 2017, Pt. 2, 60-51

60. Sophie Turner (last year #61)- Sophie Turner's character of Sansa on Game of Thrones continues to grow and develop becoming a more and more fascinating character after each and every season and, even, episode. This last season, in particular, was a great one for her character!









59. Cali Carter (new)- The gorgeous Cali Carter continues to garner more success and popularity in the adult world. And, rightfully so, may I add! Collecting various awards and nominations thanks to her exquisite beauty, hot as fucking hell body (tell me that ass isn't perfect!), and nasty and smoldering onscreen fucking, the sky is the limit for Cali's future!

58. Chyler Leigh (last year #62)- The Arrowverse is filled with relationships that I could give a flying fuck about. Chyler Leigh's character of Alex Danvers and Maggie (Floriana Lima), (both on Supergirl) I do actually like together and not just cause they look great together. Although, I could still use a little less drama...







57. Anna Bell Peaks (last year #64)- Sexy, smart, and beautiful Anna Bell Peaks is one of the biggest names in the skin world. She is a multi-award winner. In fact, at the 2017 Inked Awards, alone, she picked up 5 awards, as you can see them in the pic to the left!





56. Ali Larter (last year ranked 2008 #36)- The delicious Ali Larter makes a long overdue return to the list thanks to her role in the decently entertaining Resident Evil: The Final Chapter. That being said, I would be quite if this was actually the final chapter, although we horror fans know these never are...







55. Blanca Saurez (new)- This Spanish beauty was not only breathtaking in Spanish horror/ thriller/ dark comedy The Bar, but gave a hell of a performance. Said film, from genre master Alex de la Iglesia, is one of the year's very best. And, with that stunningly beautiful face, she is truly one of the world's most gorgeous women.







54. Garance Marillier (new)- At 19, this breathtaking French beauty is probably the youngest babe on this year's list. But, between her flawless acting in the excellent French horror drama Raw and her natural beauty, she more than deserves her spot.








53. Naomi Watts (new)- With the fucking awesome Twin Peaks: The Return, I was reminded just how much I love the still beautiful and ultra talented Naomi Watts. Her performance was so likable, and she so naturally beautiful, that I find it impossible to believe that I was alone in that feeling.







52. Danielle Panabaker (last year #58)- The gorgeous Danielle Panabaker moves up a couple of spots thanks to the awesome use of her as both Caitlin Snow and her bad girl alter ego Killer Frost on The Flash. In particular, you can thank anytime she is Frost, which is, quite honestly and ironically, hot as fuck!







51. Allison Williams (new)- One of the year's finest horror films, Get Out, featured a breakthrough from the thoroughly beautiful Ms. Allison Williams. I have been a long time admirer of her, but it was great to finally see her in a genre pic, especially one as excellent as this one.








The 70 Hottest Babes of 2017, Pt. 1, 70-61